Tuesday, July 01, 2008

What A World Is this Bossssssssssssssssssss

When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man be a man don't be A "Girl"
If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"
If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "bade bap ki bigadi aulad don't know how to Drive"

तुला विसरु शकत नही!!!!! कारन असा आहे मी.........seriously

अस्तित्वाची किम्मत,
दूर गेल्याशिवाय कळत नही .
सगल कलतय मला पण,
तुला सोडवून दुरही जाववत नही .



इथून दूर गेल्यावर

अनेक वाटा माझ्या असतील

पण पावला पावलांवर मात्र आठवणी तुझ्याच असतील !!!! कारन

सध्या मी आहेच असा

चार चौघात राहून

एकटा एकटा रहनारा

वालका पान गलतानाही तन्मयतेने पहनारा.

Original creation of Mr. chandrakant Gokhale.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

पाऊस

पाऊस
पाऊस आल्यावर मला तुझी आठवण आली,
शहारलेली,ओली ओली,
तुला आठ्वतय?ढ्ग दाटून आल्यावर तु माझ्या मिठित यायचिस
आणि पाऊस पडायला लागल्यावर घट्ट बिलगुन जायचिस,
पाऊस न चुकता दरवर्षी येतो,
तु कुठे आहेस म्हणुन विचारतो,
मी काहि न सा॑गता तो सार॑ काहि ओळखतो,
मग मी पुन्हा एकदा एकटाच पावसात भिजतो

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

How to stop Fuel Price Hike.........

Little thought…
A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the grocery store he pays 60 cents a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last
a week he normally buys two dozens at a time. One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to 72 cents. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are 76 cents a dozen.
When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "The price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly". This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day. He checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of business. The huge egg farms sell 100,000 dozen eggs a day to distributors. With no competition, they can set the price as they see fit. The distributors then have to raise their prices to t he grocery stores. And on and on and on.
As the man kept buying eggs the price kept going up. He saw the big egg
trucks delivering 100 dozen eggs each day. Nothing changed there. He
checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000
dozen eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed but the price of eggs.
Then week before Thanksgiving the price of eggs shot up to $1.00 a
dozen. Again he asked the grocery owner why and was told, "Cakes and baking for the holiday". The huge egg farmers know there will be a lot of baking going on and more eggs will be used. Hence, the price of eggs goes up. Expect the same thing at Christmas and other times when family cooking, baking, etc. happen.
This pattern continues until the price of eggs is 2.00 a dozen. The man
says, " There must be something we can do about the price of eggs".
He starts talking to all the people in his town and they dec ide to stop
buying eggs. This didn't work because everyone needed eggs.
Finally, the man suggested only buying what you need. He ate 2 eggs a
day. On the way home from work he would stop at the grocery and buy two
eggs. Everyone in town started buying 2 or 3 eggs a day.
The grocery store owner began complaining that he had too many eggs in
his cooler. He told the distributor that he didn't need any eggs. Maybe
wouldn't need any all week.
The distributor had eggs piling up at his warehouse. He told the huge
egg farms that he didn't have any room for eggs would not need any for at least two weeks.
At the egg farm, the chickens just kept on laying eggs. To relieve
the pressure, the huge egg farm told the distributor that they could buy
the eggs at a lower price.
The distributor said, " I don't have the room for the %$&^*&% eggs
even if they were free". T he distributor told the grocery store owner that he would lower the price of the eggs if the store would start buying again.
The grocery store owner said, "I don't have room for more eggs. The customers are only buying 2 or 3 eggs at a time. Now if you were to
drop the price of eggs back down to the original price, the customers would start buying by the dozen again".
The distributors sent that proposal to the huge egg farmers but the egg
farmers liked the price they were getting for their eggs but, those
chickens just kept on laying. Fin ally, the egg farmers lowered the price of their eggs. But only a few cents.
The customers still bought 2 or 3 eggs at a time. They said, "when the
price of eggs gets down to where it was before, we will start buying by the dozen."
Slowly the price of eggs started dropping. The distributors had to
slash their prices to make room for the eggs coming from the egg farmers.
The egg farmers cut their prices because the distributors wouldn't buy
at a higher price than they were selling eggs for. Anyway, they had full warehouses and wouldn't need eggs for quite a while.
And those chickens kept on laying.
Eventually, the egg farmers cut their prices because they were throwing
away eggs they couldn't sell.
The distributors started buying again because the eggs were priced to
where the stores could afford to sell them at the lower price.
And the customers starting buying by the dozen again.
Now, transpose this analogy to the gasoline industry.
What if everyone only bought $10.00 worth of gas each time they pulled
to the pump? The dealer's tanks would stay semi full all the time. The
dealers wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the huge tank farms.
The tank farms wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the refining
p lants. And the refining plants wouldn't have room for the oil being off loaded from the huge tankers coming from the oil fiends.
Just $10.00 each time you buy gas. Don't fill it up. You may have to
stop for gas twice a week but, the price should come down.
Think about it.
As an added note...When I buy $10.00 worth of gas that leaves my tank a
little under quarter full. The way prices are jumping around, you can
buy gas for $2.65 a g allon and then the next morning it can be $2.15. If you have your tank full of $2.65 gas you don't have room for the $2.15 gas. You might not understand the economics of only buying two eggs at a time but, you can't buy cheaper gas if your tank is full of the high priced stuff.
Also, don't buy anything else at the gas station; don't give them any
more of your hard earned money than what you spend on gas, until the prices come down..."
just think of this concept for a while.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

For my all friends and everybody close to my heart....................

कभी कभी अदिति ज़िंदगी
में यूँही कोई अपना लगता है
कभी कभी अदिति वह बिछड़ जाए तो
एक सपना लगता है ,

ऐसे में कोई अपने आसूं को बहने से रोके

और कैसे कोई सोच दे
Everythings gona be ok

कभी कभी तो लगे ज़िंदगी में न खुशी और न मज़ा
कभी कभी तो लगे हर दिन मुश्किल और हर पल एक सज़ा


ऐसे में कोई कैसे मुस्कुराये कैसे हसदे खुश होके
और कैसे कोई सोच दे
Everything gona be ok

सोच ज़रा जानेजा तुझको हम चाहते है
रोते है हम भी, अगर तेरी आखों में आसूं आते है
गाना तो आता नही है मगर फिर भी हम गाते हैं

हे अदिति मान कभी , कभी सारे जहाँ में अँधेरा होता है
लेकिन रात के बाद ही तो सवेरा होता

कभी कभी अदिति ज़िंदगी
में यूँही कोई अपना लगता है
कभी कभी अदिति वह बिछड़ जाए तो
एक सपना लगता है ,

हे अदिति हसदे हसदे हसदे हसदे तू ज़रा
नही तो बस थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा मुस्कुरा

तू खुश है तो लगे की जहाँ में छाई है खुशी
सूरज निकले बादलों से और बांटते ज़िंदगी
सुन तो जरा मदहोश हवा तुझसे कहने लगी

की अदिति को बिछड़ते है एक न एक दिन फिर मिल जाते हैं
अदिति जाने तू या जाने न फूल फिर खिल जाते हैं

कभी कभी अदिति ज़िंदगी में यूँही कोई अपना लगता है कभी कभी अदिति वह बिछड़ जाए तो एक सपना लगता है ,

हे अदिति हसदे हसदे हसदे हसदे तू ज़रा
नही तो बस थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा मुस्कुरा

हे अदिति हसदे हसदे हसदे हसदे तू ज़रानही तो बस थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा मुस्कुरा

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Worst nightmare as Mumbai Indian FAN

The Mumbai Indian FAN inside me was waiting for a long time to post about my FEV Team.
I don’t like when my team loses any match. That’s why after my last post i decided myself that when Mumbai Indian makes up to semi final I’m going to write about it.

But last life is not that easy. I lost my all senses when Mumbai India lost Rajastan royals. I was happy as I thought after wining consecutive 5 matches even though Mumbai lost 2 matches no harm. I was sure that they gonna make it to final by wining last 2 matches.... and hell is here Mumbai Indian lost this match....

Its complete mess…… my hopes are tangling.
My Moto in life is "Don’t cry for mercy….and I don’t like sympathy either".
“You are creator of your own destiny and its shame if you are waiting for others downfall to make up your way.”
This thing is happening now..Mumbai Indians are now nowhere…Its disgusting that now we are waiting to see how Chennai super kings will perform either they lose and can give Mumbai Indians a hope or they’ll win and crush our hopes…
I m confused now..I don’t want to see Mumbai Indian out of semifinals ……and for that I cant pray for downfall of Chennai super kings… because I’m not that kind of person who will build his house on dead bodies of other…….

At this time we’ll just see whats gonna happen. Knowing that ball is not in our hand.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Thought of the day


I belive in Love at first sight.

As first time when i open my eyes I fall in love with my mother.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

I LOVE MY MOTHER....

To Mom,


HAPPY MOTHERS DAY


from your loving son
snehal

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The man behind Mumbai Indians fall in IPL

Hey guys im not a critics either im not a person who blame others.
But its hight of carelessness and immaturity.

Ashish Nehara..is the man behind the loss of two match for Mumbai Indians.
Its not a good to say but Ashish Nehara is an A******hole.
How can a on earth a sportsman do such a crap thing. He is relunctant to change. He dont want to improve himself nither his bowling is improving. He just throws the ball at batsman so he can make runs.

In first match of Mumbai Indians, he spelled a 19th over. and what he had done is known by everybody.

2 Sixes and 4 fours. simply a GALLI cricketer can bowled well than him.

And in 2nd match..God please remove this guy from Mumbai Indians team rather i would say unless he improved himself dont play a cricket either.

What he think about himself. is he a star batsman so he can hit a six on free hit.
F****** he sink Mumbai indians hopes. Any man with commansense will try to take a run and change strike so the other batsman who can do this job very well can take a strike..

But no this man again s***ks.

A friendly advice to him. Please improve yourself. you may have a lot of potential im not saying no. but make sure you got the balls when you enter into arena in battlefield of cricket.

we have a great hopes from our team, It is better that one get dissapionted than millions.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

आई

आई
दिवसभर कितीही दंगा केला
तरी मला थोपटल्याशिवाय आई कधी झोपली नाही
घरापासुन दूर आता म्हणूनच कदाचित
शांत झोप कधी लागली नाही

कुणी विचारतं .."तुला घरी जावसं वाटत नाही?
"कसं सांगू त्यांना, घरातून निघताना
आईला मारलेली मिठी सोडवत नाहीआई,

तू सांगायची गरज नाही
तुला माझी आठवण येते
आता माझ्यासाठि डबा करायचा नसतो
तरीहि तू सहा वाजताच उठतेस

तुझ्या हातचा चहा
तुझ्या हातची पोळी
तुझ्या हातची माझी नावडती भाजीही खायला
आता जीभ आसुसली

घरापासून दूर ...
आई जग खूप वेगळं आहे
तुझ्या सावलीत अगदी बिंनधास्त होते
आता रणरणंत ऊन आहे

तू आपल्या पिलांसाठी
सगळं केलंस ...
एक दिवस पिलं म्हणाली, "आई आता आम्हाला जायचंय" ...
आणि तू त्यांना जाऊ दिलंस

आई,
तू इथे नाहीस
बाकी माझ्याकडे सगळं आहे
घरापासून दूरजग खूप वेगळं आह....................

MAST PUNERI MARATHI

अफलातुन पुणे…अफलातुन वाक्ये :-

1) क्रुपया खिडकीतुन पत्र टाकु नयेत. आमटीत पड्तात. चव बिघडते.
2) धूळ साचलेल्या गाडीच्या काचेवर :- आता तरी पुसा…..
3) ख़ोदुन ठेवलेल्या रस्त्यावर: भव्य पुणे मोटोक्रॉस स्पर्धा :-: सौजन्य पुणे महानगरपलिका
4) लाकडी जीन्यावर : चढण्यासाठी वापर करावा… वाजवण्यासाठी नव्हे.
5) होटेल मधे : कामाशीवाय बसु नये..
6) दुपारी १ ते ४ दार वाजवु नये. येथे माणसे रहातात व ती दुपारी झोपतत..
अपमान कसा होतो ते पहायचे असल्यास वाजवुन पहा….
7) कोर्या कागदाची झेरोक्स काधुन मिळेल. येथे जोशी रहात नाहीत. चौकशी करु नये, अपमान होईल…
9)येथे कचरा टाकू नये साभार परत केला जाईल.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Truth

I am no one special. Just a common man with common thoughts. And I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect, I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived. I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and for me, that has always been enough.

Monday, April 07, 2008

BANG!!! BANG!!!!!! Alibag rocks..............

6 people.............3 bikes.........one moto..........1 desire.....1 Aim.......147km

a journy towards Alibag .......story of 6 young hot blood youths...ramping road like hell..cruzing on bikes. talking with winds ......
Here is the story.. One fine sunny day



Morning 8.30am 3 bikes starts.. engine roars.. flash of light and munching a huge 147km..we arrived at KASHED beach.what a site. neat clean beach. sweat sound of wind. heavy metal like sound of sea. Just calling us and saying.."Come on guys!!!". sea was waiting for us. fighting with us with all force throwing waves on us......and we the brave soldier of a elite group for us its just a play. ha haha enjoyed a lot.

well then we played football at beach. Then start mischief. You are unaware of these guys. these are the ****** on this planet. Anurag Mathur Aka babu the huge one starts video recording like a news chanel reporter.Nihar Samal Aka Neo Anderson. Saurabh Gupta Aka Khau...Aditya Chandrakar Aka Adi.. Arun Purohit Aka Zarun..and my self Snehal Kendre Aka bachaa.. we are the kings here..and this is our property



Then we moved to Conqure FORT JANJIRA....and we successfully did it

.

after a long hard days work..here we are

Friday, February 15, 2008

from my heart

आठवण आली तुझी की,

नकळत डोळ्यांत पाणी येतं..

मग आठवतात ते दिवस

जिथं आपली ओळख झाली..

आठवण आली तुझी की,

माझं मन कासाविस होतं

मग त्याच आठवणीना..

मनात घोळवावं लागतं..

आठवण आली तुझी की,

वाटतं एकदाच तुला पाहावं

अन माझ्या ह्रदयात सामावुन घ्यावं..

पण सलतं मनात ते दुःख..

जाणवतं आहे ते अशक्य…

कारण देवानेच नेलयं माझं ते सौख्य…

पण तरिही………

आठवण आली तुझी की,

देवालाच मागतो मी….

नाही जमलं जे या जन्मी

मिळू देत ते पुढच्या जन्मी….

Thursday, February 14, 2008

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY



For that girl i loved very much but never said.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

For everybody ever fall in love.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

My pune vashi powai group



Essel world Essel world..enjoying

Sunday, February 03, 2008

ROCKING day of my life..with my friends.... essel world

2nd Feb. 08 Saturday a MAST day of my life spent a whole day with my friends at Essel world. We all gather at 8.30 at boriwali station and then went to gorai.
And we start our Essel world journey.f
FIRST RIDE TILT A WHIRL
its a mixed up event with a great enjoyment. First ride was gud.I tried to get some snaps but every time I try that ride turns around and I was not able to get snaps. But memorable thing was SHIVETA tightly holding DEBO and closed her eyes.
Then we moved for a Ride that splashes water. SANDY BABU DEBO SURENDER SHIVETA YOGITA AND ME had that ride. BABU and DEBO enjoyed it most. they completed 3 round and after that they ware completely socked into water.
It was the first time I dare to ride it. Not because am afraid but, I don’t like water splashed on me. Thanks to YOGITA because of her I tried that ride and came out completely socked in water and shivering like hell. Soon we had a photo session there. SANDY gave a good macho man snap. Thanks to SURENDER it was his idea.And as usual SURENDER was on his hight to tease peoples.Not a single person can escape from him

Our next destination was “Bhoolbhoolaya”
Everybody entered into it but AMEYA was ahead of everybody and I caught him. Just before end of bhoolbhoolya I crossed him. And we wait for almost 5min.soon SURENDER and JUHEB came out from “entrance” rather than “exit”. Behind then was YOGITA and JANAKI same came out from “entrance” rather than “exit”. SURENDER was saying that they are cheaters. HAHAHA.

Essel world is really a nice place to hang out.
Next destination haunted hotel.
It was not haunted at all. Even JANAKI was also not afraid.
Next ride was awesome ROCK N ROLL.
Just u have to sit there and it rolls like drum. AMEYA got a hang over due to this. And he said NO for THUNDER our next destination.
Before that we played a game of horse racing DERBY RACERS.
JUHEB was winner of that game. No match for his horse. It just fly away from other horses and won then game.

Now here comes a THUNDER ride.
Best ride of Essel world..
And its the only ride that i enjoy very much every time.It just blow you out rotates like hell and turns you upside down. as i said AMEYA already said no to it.and JANAKI aaannnnnnnnnn no comments.
so final contestants are BABAU ME DEBO JUHEB SURENDER SANDY SHIVETA AND YOGITA.
well i was quit while riding.


Soon NAYAN AND VISHAL joined us. We had our lunch.
DANCE FLOOR
Just at the lunch time there was a dance floor again rocked by BABU AND DEBO.
Both are great dancers and the way they dance was in a single word “AWESOME”.

NEXT event was ICE SKATING.

Its special for me soon you will figure out why.
I’m not so good at skating but can play it well. I was teaching my other friends. Among them JUHEB is state level skater. SURENDER also is good and he was teaching SHIVETA.
Memorable moments are
1. JUHEB SURENDER NAYAN JANAKI DEBO skid while skating.
2. AMEYA and YOGITA learn very soon how to skate.
3. And a beautiful girl asks me to teach how to skate.
I guide her well and we skate for 4 rounds. After that my friend teases me very much.

Last was BOWLING.
As usual SURENDER rocks with 140 points with 4 STRIKES and 3 SPARES.


Overall it’s a great and memorable gathering.
I thank everybody personally. Only because of my friends it becomes memorable for me.
Thanks to NAYAN AND VISHAL even though they stuck in the office they managed to get time.
And I missed KSHITIJA DHWANI and GEETIKA. As they ware not able to come there

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Sachin Tendulkar Knocks Kangaroo

Fantastic day at Adelaide,Sachin Tendulkar, Master blaster heads to his 39th Test 100..
A long awaited moment for me.
so today im verry happy, and i`ll bet that im the happiest person on earth.

here the story in short..

Sachin Tendulkar on 92...clark against him..

1st ball...........high in the sky...........and here goes sixer....

2nd ball ...beautiful shot and here goes a boundry.....and sachin on 102...a massive 39th century

It is a great moment.. as in 90`s sachin goes for a six and four..rather collecting 1s and 2s...

Sachin hits 100 in style...............

So again Hats OFf f0r Sachin

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Epic five set battle..And Roger Federer shows he is No.1

What a match.every second i was thinking wht is going to happen..no doubt on Roger`s talent but then too, its totally unpredictable. Tipasrevic hold his castle very well and fights like a true warrior.but after all Roger is Roger..Swiss ACE as all on his way to victory..

THREE CHIERS FOR ROGER FEDRER..HIP HIP HURRAY