Thursday, November 13, 2008

Haule Haule Se Hawa Lagti Hai

Haule Haule Se Hawa Lagti Hai
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Hindi Lyrics:
.(Haule Haule) - 4
Haule Haule Se Hawa Lagti Hai
Haule Haule Se Dawa Lagti Hai
Haule Haule Se Dua Lagti Hai, Haaan
Haaye, Haule Haule Chanda Badhta Hai
Haule Haule Ghonghat Uth Ta Hai
Haule Haule Se Nasha Chadhta Hai, Haan
Tu Sabar To Kar Mere Yaar, Zara Saans To Le Dildaar
Chal Fikar Nu Goli Maar Yaar Hai Din Jindai De Chaar
(Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar) - 2
Haule Haule, Haule Haule
Haule Haule, Haule Haule
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar
[ Haule Haule Song Lyrics @ http://www.Omasti101.com ]
(Pa Ni De , De Ga Pa Ma Ga Re) - 2
Pa Ni Ga , Ga Ma Ga Ma Ga Re
Pa Da Pa Ni Da Ma Pa Da Ma Ga Re
Risthon Ki Galiyaan Tang Hai
Sharmo Sharmliee Band Hai
Khud Se Khud Ki Yeh Kaise Jung Hai
Pal Pal Yeh Dil Ghabraye
Pal Pal Yeh Dil Sharmaye
Kuch Kehta Hai Aur Kuch Kar Jaaye
Kaise Yeh Peheli.. Muh Dil Mar Jana..
Ishq Mein Jaldi Bada Jurmaana
Tu Sabar To Kar Mere Yaar, Zara Saans To Le Dildaar
Chal Fikar Nu Goli Maar Yaar Hai Din Jindai De Chaar
(Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar) - 2
Haule Haule, Haule Haule
Haule Haule, Haule Haule
Haaye Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar
Rab Da Hi Tab Koi Hona, Karein Koi Yun Jaadu Tona
Maan Jaaye Maan Jaaye Haye Mera Sona..
Rab De Saare Chalde, Na Hai Kinare Chal De
Koi Hai Na Kahare Chal De
Kya Kheh Ke Gaya Tha Shayar Woh Shayana..
Aag Ka Dariya Doob Ke Jana
Tu Sabar To Kar Mere Yaar, Zara Saans To Le Dildaar
Chal Fikar Nu Goli Maar Yaar Hai Din Jindai De Chaar
(Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar) - 2
Haule Haule , Haule Haule
Haule Haule , Haule Haule
Haaye Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar
Haule Haule Se Dua Lagti Hai, Haaan

Saturday, November 01, 2008

मराठी मानुस आनी राज ठाकरे !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i support Raj Thakare

खुप कही गदारोळ चालू आहे... आणि सगळे राजकारणी लोक राज ठाकरेला टारगेट करत आहेत.
आपण सर्वानी एक मराठी मानुस म्हणुन आणि एक भारतीय म्हणुन जर विचार केला तर राज ठाकरेला support करावाच लागेल।
ही जी सर्व काही गड़बड़ झाली त्याचा मागे कोण आहे ते पहायला हव
उत्तर भारतीय नेते इथे lobbyaa तयार करतात। त्य्नाचा मतदार संघ तयार करतात आणि निवडून येउन आपली वाट लावतात.
मला सांगा जो मानुस महाराष्ट्रातला नही त्याला महाराष्ट्रातील प्रॉब्लम कसे कळणार and its same for others too. every politician should try to improve his own state rather than infiltrate other states to expand his political party's strength. After doing GOOD JOB in their states, every other state will welcome him to improve conditions.
MNS ne बिहारी students वर attack केला its not good. पण तो का करावा लागला हे पहा ना!!!!

आज हे सगळे उत्तर भारतीय नेते, लालू, मायावती,अमर सिंह, ह्या लोकानी त्य्नाच्या राज्यांची वाट लावाली आणि ते आता आपल्या राज्यवार डोळा ठेउन आहेत. We need to stop this.

जो राज एनकाउंटर मधे मेला, ते बरोबर आहे. police ला हे माहिती होता का की तो कोणत्या राज्याचा आहे म्हणुन.

The boy who get killed in local, its not good, but it has nothing to do with Raj Thakare.
the dirty politicians are trying to make scene out of it.

महाराष्ट्र मधे फ़क्त महाराष्ट्रतिल लोकाना election मधे उभे रहाण्याची परवानगी दिली जावी ।
उत्तर भारतीय नेत्यांना महाराष्ट्रात बोलण्याचा अधिकार नही.

as an Indian also, i think .. Raj Thakare is innocent. the way he put the issues was not good, but what he should do! when he put them in right way nobody was listening to him.

others should think to improve their states and create jobs there.
They are welcomed here only if they just do their job here. and stop entering in administration of Maharashtra.

Maharashtra is good by its own, and as a MARATHI MANUS, i need a marathi government to rule state.
AND i SUUPORT RAJ THAKARE

And this blog is not against any North Indian. we are all brothers, but need to consider other people's sentiments. Just we need to give it a thought and stop politicians to create chaos.

Monday, October 20, 2008

प्रपोज केल्यानंतर" मुलीकडून साधारणता "कोणती उत्तरे "मिळू शकतात त्याबद्दल काही....

"प्रपोज केल्यानंतर" मुलीकडून साधारणता "कोणती उत्तरे "मिळू शकतात त्याबद्दल काही....
छोटा डॉन यांचे हे creation आहे .
for original post please visit at
http://chhota-don.blogspot.com/2008/03/blog-post_14.html


१. नाही SSSSSSS
२. शी . किती घाणेरडे विचार आहेत तुझे ?
३. मी तर तुला 'तसल्या नजरेने' पाहिलेच नाही ... मी तुला फक्त एक चांगला [ हे अजून वर ] दोस्त मानते ...
४. मी "ऑलरेडी एंगेज" आहे.
५. प्लीज, माझा असल्या "फालतू गोष्टींवर" विश्वास नाही. माझ्यासाठी माझे 'शिक्षण, करियर व कुटुंबिय' महत्त्वाचे आहेत....
६. आपली तर आत्ता कुठे चांगली ओळख झाली आहे, तु तर मला अजून व्यवस्थीत ओळखत पण नाहीस, मला वाटतं की हे कदाचित "आकर्षण" असावे ...
७. तु किती कमावतोस ? / तुझा बॅलेंस किती आहे?
८. मागच्या वर्षीच तर मी तुला "राखी" बांधली होती !!!!
९. माझी अशा गोष्टींसाठी अजून 'मानसीक तयारी' झाली नाही ....
१०. मी माझ्या बाबांना / दादाला विचारून सांगते ....
११. मुर्ख , एवढी छोटीसी आणि महत्त्वाची गोष्ट सांगायला येवढा उशिर करतात का ?
१२. मला माहित आहे. बोलुन दाखवण्याची गरज नाही ....
१३. सॉरी ....
१४. "आरश्यात तोंड बघ मेल्या ... म्हणे तू मला आवडतेस !!!"
१५. मी तर तुला भावासमान मानते [ पण मी मानत नाही ना !!! ]
१६. होय, मला पण तू आवडतोस , पण तू माझा विश्वासघात करणार नाहिस ना ?
१७. गाढवा, आधिच नाहीस का सांगायचं, आता वेळ निघून गेली [ म्हणजे दुसरे कोणतेतरी चांगले "गाढव" सापडले ]
१८. तु जर थोडे आधी सांगितले असते तर मी कदाचित विचार केला असता ....
१९. नालायका , तुझी हिंम्मत कशी झाली मला असे विचारायची ?" [ त्यानंतर कदाचित एक छानशी कानफाडीत ...]
२०. ती : मला विचार करायला वेळ हवा आहे ...
तो : नक्की किती ? [ अजून आशा आहे तर ....]
ती : ७ जन्म .... [ यानंतर मुलगा बेशुद्ध ...]
२१. नीच माणसा, मी तर एक "विवाहित स्त्री" आहे तरीपण ....
२२. सॉरी , माझे तुझ्या मित्रावर / छोट्या भावावर प्रेम आहे ....
२३. हा हा....हा हा हा.... हा हा हा हा
ही ही ... ही ही ही ... ही ही ही ही
२४. लग्नाच्या आधी माझा असल्या कुठल्याही फालतू गोष्टीत गुंतण्याचा विचार नाही....
२५. मातीत जा ... मला त्याची पर्वा नाही ....
२६. तु माझ्यासाठी काय करू शकसिल ?
२७. मी कितवी आहे? हा हा हा ....
२८. मी तुझ्याबद्दल "तसला विचार' कधी केलाच नाही ...
२९. माझ्या भावाला भेट, तो तुला व्यवस्थित समजावून सांगेल....
३०. का ??? "स्वाती" नाही म्हणली का?
३१. पण तू तर "सपना च्या" मागे होतास , तिने काय थप्पड वगैरे मारली का ?
३२. किती दिवसांकरता ? सॉरी किती तासांकरता ?
३३. " जे काही बोलायचे आहे ते लवकर बोलुन टाक, माझ्या मुलाची शाळेतून येण्याची वेळ झाली आहे..."
३४. कित्तीSSSS छान ....
३५. पुढच्या ४ महिन्यांची 'वेटिंग लिस्ट ' पन फुल्ल आहे ...
३६. क्काय SSSSS
३७. आत्ताच्या आत्ता इथून निघून जा नाहितर ....
३८. मला वटतयं कदाचित मी "एंगेज" असेन ...
३९. मझ्याकडे तुझ्यापेक्षा जास्त चांगले "ऑप्शन" आहेत...
४०. मला ह्या गोष्टीबद्दल काहिएक बोलायची इच्छा नाही. त्यानंतर ती त्याच्याकडे दुर्लक्ष करायला लागते .....
४१. माझ्या "बॉयफ्रेंडला" कळले तर तुला त्रास होईल कारण तो खूप तापट आहे ...
४२. खरेतर माझ्या 'चुलत बहिणीला' तू खूप आवडतोस म्हणून मग .....
४३. माझ्या आईला तुझे वागणे, बोलणे, चालणे आवडणार नाही .........
४४. "काय पाहिलसं असं माझ्यात ?????"
४५. सन्नकन एक कानाखाली [ शब्दापेक्षा कृती अधिक बोलकी ...]
४६. हाहाहा ... मला वाटलं नव्हत की तू येवढा चलू निघशीलं .....
४७. नाईस जोक ....
४८. तुम्ही मुल दुसरा कुठला विचार करू शकत नाही का ? कुठली चांगली मुलगी दिसली की लगेच लागले मागे ....
४९. अछ्छा तु पन का ? मला वटले की फक्त राहूल, दिनेश , रवि ... माझ्या मागे आहेत ... असे म्हणून चालायला लागते ........


Best one


५०. गाढवा, तुला तर व्यवस्थि प्रपोज पण करता येत नाही... पहिल्यांदाच करतो आहेस कस ? ठिक आहे, चल मी तुल शिकवते कसे करायचे ते ....

Friday, October 17, 2008

Code ON..............software reality

Code Kya Kehta Hai Mera Kya Main Bataoon
Tester Samjhega Shayad Main Pagal Hoon
Code Kya Kehta Hai Mera Kya Main Bataoon
PM samjhega ki Shayad Main genius Hoon
Dil Karta Hai Apni Seat par khada ho Jaoon
Chilla Chilla Ke Main Ye Sabse Kehdoon
Code On… Hai Ye Client Ka Ishaara
Code On… Requirement fullfill kar sara
Code On….Onsite Offshore ka tamashaa
Code On….yehi IT ki zindagi hai mere yaraa…
Dil Karta Hai VNET Par Zor Se Gaoon
Aur Apne outlook Ki sab log mail Kholen
Phir Main Aise Josheelay mails bahaaoon
Mere mails Ko padkar Sab Ye samjhen
Code On… Hai Ye Company Ka Ishaara
Code On… Client ko khush karna hai yaaraa
Code On….Late night ruk ja tu
Code On….yehi IT ki zindagi hai mere yaraa…
Jaise Code karne Ko Dil Chahe code kar Waise Tu
Meri To Hai Bas Ye Raaye Ki
Apne task ko time par Poora Karle Tuuuuuu
Code On… development cycle ka ishara
Code On… phases fullfill kar sara
Code On….dead lines meet karne ka tension
Code On….yehi IT ki zindagi hai mere yaraa…
Code On… Hai Ye Company Ka Ishaara
Code On… Client ko khush karna hai yaaraa
Code On….Late night ruk ja tu
Code On….yehi IT ki zindagi hai mere yaraa…

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Logical Song.....



Kyon Chalti Hai Pawan
Because Of Evaporation


Kyon Jhoome Hai Gagan
Because Of Earth's Revolution


Kyon Machalta Hai Mann
Because Of Excessive Respiration


Na Tum Jaano Na Hum
But I Just Gave All The Reasons!
Kyon Aati Hai Bahaar
Because Of A Change In Season


Kyon Lutata Hai Karaar
Because Of Mental Tension


Kyon Hota Hai Pyaar
Because Of Opposite Attraction
Na Tum Jaano Na Hum
Like I Said These Are All Scientific Phenomenon!

Kyon Gum Hai Har Disha
Because You Have A Poor Sense Of Direction


Kyon Hota Hai Nasha
Because Of Drug Addiction

kyon Aata Hai Mazaa

Because Physical Chemistry Gives Us All The Information
Na Tum Jaano Na Hum
I Did My Best To Explain

सागं आठवण आली की काय करायचे ?

सागं आठवण आली की काय करायचे ?

नाते तुझे हळुवार जपायचे ,
आठवण आली की अलगद उमलायचे ,
नको करूस अट्टाहास , सांग कधी भेटायचे ,
दरवेळी मात्र मीच वीचारायचे , तु फक्त हो म्हणायचे ,
सागं आठवण आली की काय करायचे ?

मन मात्र तुझ्याभोवती घुटमळायाचे ,
या वेडयामनाला कोन समजावयाचे ?
सागं आठवण आली की काय करायचे ?
तुझ्या जवळ बसले असता मनं कधी गप्पा मारायचे ...
मनातले हे बोल सांग कधी कळायचे ?
सागं आठवण आली की काय करायचे ,

नाही भेटले की डोळे अलगद ओले करायचे ,
सैर वैर झालेल्या मनाला गप्प मात्र मीच करायचे ,
येऊन घेशील मिठीत असे मीच म्हणायचे ,
सागं आठवण आली की काय करायचे ?

फोन मात्र मीच करायचं ,
H.....R... U मात्र तू बोलायचे ,
तु दिसला की डोळे भरुण पहायचे ,
ऊघडले डोळे की ते मत्र स्वपनच ठरायचे ,
सागं आठवण आली की काय करायचे ?

Friday, October 10, 2008

कधीतरी वाटतं कुणीतरी सोबत असावं.......

कधीतरी वाटतं कुणीतरी सोबत असावं
माझ्याच विचारांनी दिवसाची सुरवात करणारं,
कधीतरी वाटतं कुणीतरी सोबत असावं

होता विरह थोडातरी काळजी घे स्वतःची म्हणणारं
हे सारं बोलताना नकळतपणे दोन आसु गाळणारं
कुणीतरी असावं माझ्या परतीच्या वाटेवर डोळे लावुन बसणारं

काहीही झालंतरी माझा फोन कट न करणारं
आणि बोलणे कुणालाही समजणारही नाही इतक्या सहजतेने बोलणारं
कुणीतरी असावं अश्या माझ्याशी तासंतास गप्पा मारणारं

दिवसभरं माझ्या फोनची आतुरतेने वाट पाहणारं
फोन आल्यावर माझ्यावरं लटके लटके रागवणारं
कुणीतरी असावं मी समजावल्यावर मात्र नचुकता सॉरी म्हणणारं

सुट्टीच्या दिवशी भेटायला यायला सांगणारं
थोडासा तरी उशीर झाला येण्यासाठी तर येरझारया घालणारं
कुणीतरी असावं सोबत आतुरतेने माझी वाटं पाहणारं

माझ्या डोळ्यांतील भाव बोलले नाही तरी जाणणारं
एखाध्या नाजुक भावक्षणी डोळ्यातुन पाणी गाळणारं ...

Friday, September 26, 2008

Please Dont Drink and Drive

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.


I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.


I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.


As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.


I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.


As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.


I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.


There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.


I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.


He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.


Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.


The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.


Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.


Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.


My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.


I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

55 word stories....MUST READ !

This is some of the best things to share
Written by : Veerabhadra Siva Sanjeev K.

The suicide
I woke up from my bed only to find her hanging to the ceiling. ‘My wife was killed by some one’ I couldn’t even digest the fact. The police were at the place in a few minutes. Just below her body was mine with a knife stabbed in my heart and her fingerprints on it.

The headache
I was having a splitting headache. I gulped a tablet. I applied a balm. No avail. And finally I removed a hammer and started banging it onto the head. First time and the pain reduced. Second time and it reduced even further. And third time. All my three roommates lie in a pool of blood.

Wrong number
"Hello," a sweet voice called me up on my mobile. "Is this Rakesh?" she asked. "No ma’am, wrong number, but you can still talk to me," I said as I was bored at my workplace. "Come home in the evening and the pan will do the talking," the voice said and she cut the call.

Why should boys have all the fun
"Shhh.. Don’t shout. We’ll start to Goa tomorrow. Nobody’s gonna tell the guys," the girls were contemplating in the next room. Having overheard the conversation, I said "Destination Goa." We were off to Goa. Two days later, we don’t find the girls in Goa.
"Guys, where have you all been? We are enjoying at home"

My monkey wife
"I woke up today morning when I looked at the window. I then saw this monkey so huge and fair and dressed up well, imitate me." I was trying to make fun of my wife, who normally imitates me, by calling her a monkey.
"You call this window?" my wife asked pointing to a mirror.

The Split
I slowly placed my head on the wooden platform and she slowly raised the axe. I closed my eyes in fear and she gripped the handle firmly in her hands. I said my last prayers and ‘thud’ fell the axe onto the wood splitting it apart. She was in Tokyo and I was in California.

My first love
The first time I saw her, she was shaking her body in the aerobics class. I almost drooled over her beauty. She looked at me and smiled. The world beneath me vanished and the sky appeared to be coming closer towards me. I opened my arms wide open and said, "Illeana darling, I love you"

The portrait trilogy
At the museum, we reached a dark place. Three portraits were hanging. In the first, a bloody ghoul was feeding on a woman. In the second, a demon ripped apart itself and in the third there was a female, still and calm. "Damn, She moved" I shouted. "Stupid fool, that’s a mirror," my wife remarked.

The hitchhiker
A beautiful girl on the highway was flashing two fingers. I crossed her and looked at her, through the rear view mirror. She was gone. Next moment she was behind me in my car. I swerved left and hit a tree. Later, a truck driver came that way and saw the girl showing three fingers.

The race
I was driving home when a car vroomed past me. I started to race with that Civic. Swerving to the left and cutting across the lane, I was about to overtake it when I showed my finger and then vanished from sight. Later that night, my dad asked me the meaning of showing the finger.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Happy Engineer's Day


Im Proud be an ENGINEER..............




Tuesday, September 09, 2008

US open shows the world, Roger federer is King of tennis.


After a long time i saw Fedex in a familiar pose, the way he won US open 2008 is really great. As his fan im unable to say how much i feel good. specially after the wimbledon event, where he bounce back after loosing 2 sets, but finally lost..that lost is a crunch in chest.

Federer disposed of Andy Murray, 6-2, 7-5, 6-2, on Monday night to become the first man to win five titles in a row at the Open and Wimbledon. Federer, who produced 36 winners to Murray’s 16, shows the world that he is invincible again

Fedex laughed after winning US open . The joke was on everybody who had written Federer off.



Up and downs are the part of life.

The one who bounce back from down is called as king. And in tennis Roger federer is king.

shut up all you critics who said downfall of Fedex is going on,

As a Fedex FAN It really hurts when these guys says Roger federer is looking like human now.

He is a human and he earned his crown by hard work, his dedication to tennis is unamatachable.
He is not a gifted player like Rafa who skills at clay are awsome. or like pete my childhood hero who plays on grass like a swan singing a song.


Roger chiseled himself, he sharpens his weapons, and he comes as an allrounder, people says he is invincible, yes because he play that well, its his dedication that always pays back. other players should try to match him. and all those who had written in sarcastic way as Roger federe is more vulnerable now, and he is looking like human. should expect to rise the level of other player, they should never excpet fall of Fedex.



Friday, August 29, 2008

गणपति बाप्पा मोरया !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

बाप्पा
परवा भेटला बाप्पा, जरा वैतागलेला वाटला
दोन क्षण दम खातो म्हणून माझ्याघरी टेकला
उंदीर कुठे पार्क करू ? लॉट नाही सापडला
मी म्हंटलं सोडून दे, आराम करु दे त्याला

तू पण ना देवा कुठल्या जगात राहतोस ?
मर्सिडिस च्या जमान्यात उंदरावरून फ़िरतोस
मर्सिडिस नाही निदान नॅनो तरी घेऊन टाक
तमाम देव मंडळींमधे भाव खाऊन टाक
इतक्या मागण्या पुरवताना जीव माझा जातो
भक्तांना खुश करेपर्यंत माझा जीव दमतो
काय करू आता सार मॅनेज होत नाही
पुर्वीसारखी थोडक्यात माणसं खुशही होत नाहीत
इमिग्रेशन च्या रिक्वस्ट्स ने सिस्टीम झालीये हॅंग
तरीदेखील संपतच नाही भक्तांची रांग
चार आठ आणे मोदक देऊन काय काय मागतात
माझ्याकडच्या फ़ाइल्स नुसत्या वाढतच जातात
माझं ऐक तू कर थोडं थोडं डेलिगेशन
मॅनेजमेंटच्या थेअरीमधे मिळेल सोल्यूशन
एम बी ए चे फ़ंडे तू शिकला नाहीस का रे ?
डेलिगेशन ऑफ़ ऍथॉरिटी ऐकल नाहीस कारे ?
असं कर बाप्पा एक लॅपटॉप घेउन टाक
तुझ्या साऱ्या दूतांना कनेक्टीव्हिटी देऊन टाक
म्हणजे बसल्याजागी काम होइल धावपळ नको
परत येउन मला दमलो म्हणायला नको
माझ्या साऱ्या युक्त्यांनी बाप्प झाला खुश
माग म्हणाला हवं ते एक वर देतो बक्षिस
सी ई ओ ची पोझिशन, टाऊनहाऊस ची ओनरशिप
ईमिग्रेशनदेखील होइल लवकर मग ड्युअल सिटिझनशिप

मी हसलो उगाच, म्हंटल, देशील जे मला हवं
म्हणाला मागून तर बघ, बोल तुला काय हवं
'पारिजातकाच्या सड्यात हरवलेलं अंगण हवं '
'सोडून जाता येणार नाही अस एक बंधन हवं'
'हवा आहे परत माणसातला हरवलेला भाव'
'प्रत्येकाच्या मनाच्या कोपऱ्यात थोडासा शिरकाव '
'देशील आणून परत माझी हरवलेली नाती '
'नेशील मला परत जिथे आहे माझी माती '
'इंग्रजाळलेल्या पोरांना थोडं संस्कृतीचं लेणं '
'आईबापाचं कधीही न फ़िटणारं देणं '
'कर्कश्श वाटला तरी हवा आहे ढोलताशांचा गजर '
'भांडणारा असला तरी चालेल पण हवा आहे शेजार '
'य़ंत्रवत होत चाललेल्या मानवाला थोडं आयुष्याचं भान'
देशील का रे बाप्पा माझ्या पदरात एवढं दान ?
"तथास्तु" म्हणाला नाही सोंडेमागून नुसता हसला
सारं हाताबाहेर गेलंय पोरा "सुखी रहा" म्हणाला

Monday, August 18, 2008

SELFISH GIRLS.....

Do u know, when I was a kid, so many girls wanted to kiss me, I always allowed them…..

And now I want to kiss so many girls, but not a single one allows….
SELFISH GIRLS.....

Monday, August 11, 2008

Software Engineers..

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic.
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog
I play with my children like a monkey
I am like a rabbit in front of my wife
Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company.
Man: Yes.
Doctor yelled: Come dear, no body will treat you better than me.

Monday, August 04, 2008

My Life...........Its incomplete without my friends

Yesterday was a friendship day. It make me realise that how friends are important in my life, each and everyone's unique stamp and color is shining on my life.
When i look back in my life, i can remember my many friends from KG to till this moment.
I think i made up a mistake for not thanking all of my friends for whatever they have done to make my life colorful.

THANK YOU MY FRIENDS FOR EVERYTHING............BECAUSE OF YOU MY LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL....

All of you ware always there for me, when i was sad, when i was heartbroken , when i was happy, when i want to party and when i want to be alone.

Its true that rarely i share my feelings, coz im not good at emotions. But having all of you just by side gives me hope an courage.

Because of you when i lookback in my life i can see how rich im. And how many precious jewels i have in my possesion.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Waiting forever

’येते हं’
अजुनही ह्रुदयात गोंदली आहे तुझी नी माझी पहीली भेट
बावरलेली नजर तुझी ह्रुदयात शिरली होती थेट
मनात दाटल्या भावनांच ओठी येता झाल गाणं
ह्रुदयानी छेडल्या सुरांच मनात असच तरळत रहाणं
वाटल होत तेंव्हा तुझे हात हाती घ्यावेत
वाटल होत तेंव्हा तुझे हात मुठीत घट्ट धरावेत
मग म्हंटल जाउ दे!
नाहीच भरल हातानी मन तर ह्रुदयानी काय करावे?
माझं ह्रुदय म्हणता म्हणता उनाड पाखरु झाल
तुला भाळी आट्या बघताच पुन्हा भानावर आल
आता तुझी नजरही जरा सावरली
मीही माझी स्वप्न आवरली
तु 'येते हं' म्हणताच माझी स्वप्न बावरली!
’येते हं’ या शब्दांनी सारं आकाश भरुन गेलं
’येते हं’ या शब्दांना आज उभं तप सरुन गेलं
तु ’येते हं’ म्हणुन पुन्हा कधीच आली नाहीस
तुझी नी माझी राहीली भेट पुन्हा कधीच झाली नाही
आजुनही मनात सल आहे तुझी मला साथ नाही
मीही खुळ्या मनाला समजवतो
अरे वेड्या ... एकदा गोंदलं कधी जात नाही..

I got it in forwarded mail, and it just touched my heart, thought to share with all of you.
Why only boys have to wait forever, why girls don't say directly so we can understand................
Dont know whos is the poet. if anybody have any idea please tell me.
Name of poet is सत्यजित.
you can check his all poems at http://satyajit-m.blogspot.com/

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Ek tha ladaka Ek thi movie

Hi, Long time no see!!! right.. well i was busy with my bro's wedding..
ok ok..here is our story.
This story is not old. It just happen in this month. A new movie was relesed here, and Here is a boy who wants to see it in multiplex, as he is a fan of that movie. This boy is nobody else, its my story and movie is Jane Tu Ya Jane Na.

I missed this movie for continue two weeks as i was busy in bro's wedding. then i came back to mumbai. for a week i was busy in work. and all of my friends had already seen that movie.
Here im an alone boy in this world. and there is nobody in this world who havn't seen this movie. that was third week of the movie after release and again i filed to see movie. For weekend i was in pune and want to see this movie, but there also situation was same. So i lost my third week and now its fourth week ....
so frustrated i am, Jane Tu Ya Jane Na was loaded in my laptop for last two weeks, but i want to see this movie at multiplex.. time goes. In fourth week also i was not able to see movie.

finally lost to these conditions...yesterday i opend my laptop and ...........................................................................................................................
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Look at my condition guys .....how terible i saw Jane Tu Ya Jane Na on laptop..
but im not a looser.. i'll see Jane Tu Ya Jane Na on multiplex...and its my promise

Monday, July 14, 2008

For my friends..............

I was thinking of old friends today

and how many of them have slipped away.

Moved, got married, or stopped calling so much,

Found new friends, got busy, and just lost touch.

It reminded me of falling leaves.

Every autumn the leaves fall from the trees.

Some stay longer than others, but eventually -

Each leaf must fall, I'm told,

leaving the tree alone to face the cold.

Why is it that in the time of utmost need

the leaves would seek to leave the tree?

And when we need our friends around us

We look and they cannot be found?

Of course these friendships come and go

and in the spring new leaves will grow.

But I prefer autumn friends of old

with crackling laughter and colors bold.

And then I thought of you.

That one stubborn leaf that won't let go.

That clings despite the winds that blow.

Fighting ice, and snow, and winter's stings

hanging on right through till spring.

So I guess that's what you are to me -

The very last leaf to leave the tree.

I know it seems silly, but it's true.

When I see that last leaf...I think of you.

....don't drift away.... will you???