Deccan chargers THE new IPL champian

Three Cheers for Deccan chargers..hip hip hurray........

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Men are the Merriest

You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. I
f someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

Federer Ends Title Drought In Style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a day! and what a match!

FedEx won the match agains Rafa 6-4 6-4..............................................................
i was waiting for this day since last wimbledon. and wished that FedEx should bit Rafa like Tit for Tat.
its not like i hate Rafa..he is a good player..or we can say he is fantastic player..
but FedEx is best....and he is great.

this the day all FedEx fans be proud of. he beat RAFA on clay....on clay....

so guys three cheers for Roger Federer.. hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!

शंभू राजा

देश धरम पर मिटने वाला।
शेर शिवा का छावा था।।
महापराक्रमी परम प्रतापी।
एक ही शंभू राजा था।।
तेज:पुंज तेजस्वी आँखें।
निकल गयीं पर झुका नहीं।।
दृष्टि गयी पण राष्ट्रोन्नति का।
दिव्य स्वप्न तो मिटा नहीं।।
दोनो पैर कटे शंभू के।
ध्येय मार्ग से हटा नहीं।।
हाथ कटे तो क्या हुआ?।
सत्कर्म कभी छुटा नहीं।।
जिव्हा कटी, खून बहाया।
धरम का सौदा किया नहीं।।
शिवाजी का बेटा था वह।
गलत राह पर चला नहीं।।
वर्ष तीन सौ बीत गये अब।
शंभू के बलिदान को।।
कौन जीता, कौन हारा।
पूछ लो संसार को।।
कोटि कोटि कंठो में तेरा।
आज जयजयकार है।।
अमर शंभू तू अमर हो गया।
तेरी जयजयकार है।।
मातृभूमि के चरण कमलपर।
जीवन पुष्प चढाया था।।
है दुजा दुनिया में कोई।
जैसा शंभू राजा था?।।
- शाहीर योगेश

Ultimate truth Cool Ones!!! ( Uncanny-but true !)

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.


Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Yes i am FAN of Sachin Tendulkar......and i am proud of it........

Check the quotes people.....it shows Sachin is Great...........

I cant tell you what i feel when i read these quotes cause after that i just lost my mind for some time. my brain its just thinking about many innings Sachin played.

EAST or WEST Sachin Tendulkar is BEST.......

@Hashim Amla
"Nothing bad can happen to us if we're on a plane in India with Sachin
Tendulkar on it."
Hashim Amla, the South African batsman, reassures himself as he boards a
flight

@yaseer hameed
"Sometimes you get so engrossed in watching batsmen like Rahul Dravid and
Sachin Tendulkar that you lose focus on your job."

"To Sachin, the man we all want to be"
- What Andrew Symonds wrote on an aussie t-shirt he autographed specially
for Sachin

Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there
is something we don't know, something beyond scientific measure. Something
that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even
those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When
he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their
lives "
BBC on Sachin

But the finest compliment must be that bookmakers would not fix the odds -
or a game - until Tendulkar was out.

"Tuzhe pata hai tune kiska catch chhoda hai?"
"Tuzhe pata hai tune kiska catch chhoda hai?" Wasim Akram to Abdul Razzaq
when the latter dropped Sachin's catch.

@Brian Charles Lara again
Sachin is a genius. I'm a mere mortal.

Mark Taylor
"We did not lose to a team called India...we lost to a man called Sachin" -
Mark Taylor, during the test match in Chennai (1997)

@M. L. Jaisimha:
"The more I see of him the more confused I'm getting to which is his best
knock."

@McGrath
"The joy he brings to the millions of his countrymen, the grace with which
he handles all the adulation and the expectations and his innate humility -
all make for a one-in-a-billion individual,"

@Wife Anjali
"I can be hundred per cent sure that Sachin will not play for a minute
longer when he is not enjoying himself. He is still so eager to go out
there
and play. He will play as long as he feels he can play,"

@by HAYDEN - i feel is the best SACHIN QUOTE
he said
"I HAVE SEEN GOD, HE BATS AT NO.4 FOR INDIA"

"Even my father's name is Sachin Tendulkar."
Tendulkar's daughter, Sara, tells her class her father's name after the
teacher informs them of a restaurant of the same name in Mumbai

KUMBLE : I am fortunate that I've to bowl at him only in the nets!
My Personal Best

@ shahrukh
quoting Shahrukh from an interview
Que: Who do you think as most important celebrity ?
Shahrukh: There was a big party where stars from bollywood and cricket were
invited. Suddenly, there was a big noise, all wanted to see approaching
Amitabh Bachhan.
Then Sachin entered the hall and Amitabh was leading the queue to get a
grab
of the GENIUS!!

@Navjot Singh Sidhu
India me aap PrimeMinister ko ek Baar Katghare me khada kar sakte hain..Par
Sachin Tendulkar par Ungli nahi utha Sakte..

@waqar younis
He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also .

A banner once said-' I WILL SEE GOD WHEN I DIE BUT TILL THEN I WILL SEE
SACHIN ' that quiet defines Sachin-The greatest.

Sachin Tendulkar has often reminded me of a veteran army colonel who has
many medals on his chest to show how he has conquered bowlers all over the
world -- Allan Donald
And i remember reading in one of Allan Donald's interview. This interview
was in Cricket Talk
and 7-8 yrs ago.
I was bowling to Sachin and he hit me for two fours in a row. One from
point
and the other
in between point and gully. That was the last two balls of the over and the
over after that
we (SA) took a wicket and during the group meeting i told Jonty (Rhodes) to
be alert and i
know a way to pin Sachin. And i delivered the first ball of my next over
and
it was a
fuller length delevery outside offstump. And i shouted catch. To my
astonishment the ball
was hit to the cover boundary. Such was the brilliance of Sachin. His
reflex
time is the best
i have ever seen. Its like 1/20th of a sec. To get his wicket better not
prepare. Atleast
u wont regret if he hits you for boundaries.

Peter Rebouck - aussie journalist
On a train from Shimla to Delhi, there was a halt in one of the stations.
The train stopped by for few minutes as usual.
Sachin was nearing century, batting on 98. The passengers, railway
officials, everyone on the train waited for Sachin to complete the century.
This Genius can stop time in India!!

NKP Salve, former Union Minister
This was when he was accused of ball tempering
"Sachin cannot cheat. He is to cricket what (Mahatma) Gandhiji was to
politics. It's clear discrimination."

Andy Flower:
There are 2 kind of batsmen in the world. One Sachin Tendulkar. Two all the
others.

My last post..........bye bye blogger

I dont like to post on blog..so i quit.

bye bye......................................never want to see you again...............
















April Fool

ते पण एक वय

After a long time i got something to post. really a nice one.
Im posting here only part of the poem that i like.....

three cheers for the poet ..(sorry i dont know him. i got this poem in mail)

ते पण एक वय असतं
दिवसभ पाळण्यात झोपायचंसगळ्यांकडून कौतुक करून घेण्याचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
हाफ चड्डीत गावभर फिरायचंआईची नजर चुकवून डब्यातलं खायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
मुलींच्या स्क्रॅपबुक्स भरायचंआणि तरीही त्यांच्याशी बोलायला लाजायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
घरी खोटं बोलून पिक्चरला जायचंआवाज म्युट करून रात्री एफटीव्ही पहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
तिच्यावरचं खरं प्रेम तिला सांगून टाकायचं तिच्या उत्तराची वाट पाहत रात्रंदिवस झुरायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
आता छोकरी नंतर नोकरीच्या मागे लागायचंपॅकेजचा विचार करत एम.एस.ची स्वप्नं पहायचं

Long time no see............

I was damn busy in my work...and i don't realize how time passed..

So this only what i have for this time.

What other thinks about me is none of my business.

Marrying a Chartered Accountant .....

One of my friend forward me this in mail. it is so funny. CAs no personal....

The person who wrote this is really amazing....if you people know any such other posts.let me know.

Marrying a Chartered Accountant .....

When I told my mom that I wanted a professional woman as my wife, she got me
one; a Chartered Accountant. She uses LIFO method while taking out the
refrigerated food. She thinks I am no good at figure work. Fine with me, for
now she handles the budget of the house.

Initially she used to send me a bill at the month end, but when I told her
that I am not her client but her husband, she asks for the money in advance.
The expenses had been rising steadily over the months, so one day I snooped
into the papers maintained in a current file.

No wonder! She was charging conveyance and overtime to the house budget.

She is crazy, I tell her but she corrects me. "No my darling, I am the
auditor." I fail to see the light.

Every scrap of the paper in our house is filed.

She tells me as per some Ordinance she must keep a copy of every thing for
at least ten years before destroying it.

I am worried.

The other day we had an hour-long fight. Later, I got to know that she had
charged that hour to a client of hers, in the time sheet. My time was put
down as unoccupied.


She says that she loves me and I tell her that I love her too. However, she
never believes me. She says that there is susceptibility of it being a
misstatement. Duh! She wants my representation on this & Expert opinion of
some Expert!

Not a long time back my brother's wedding was to be solemnized. Wedding
cards had been sent. After some time I started receiving a steady trickle of
letters. I was puzzled until my wife explained that external evidence was
more reliable. She had called for confirmations from all those to whom cards
were sent.

When she cooks, my wife at times does not go by recipe. Where the recipe
says add half-teaspoon vinegar, one tsp black salt or one teacup of water,
she ignores them. She says that they are not material when taken in context
of whole meal being prepared.

She is crazy, I tell you. Surprisingly everybody calls her an auditor,
instead. I checked the dictionary and it did not state that auditor is a
synonym for crazy. The dictionary must be outdated. When we got married,
she had given me an Engagement Letter and I Had said how cute-how sweet.Now
she gives it to me every year saying that her standards state that it must
be sent anew if there is any indication that I have misunderstood the
objective and scope of engagement. Huh!

Apart from sending me the engagement letter once again she says I can't get
rid off her just like that. She says that she has the right of being heard
before I appoint some one else. It seems I must keep reading one local and
another English newspaper published and circulated in the vicinity of our
house for more details.

Phew! For a minute, I thought that we had jeopardized our going concern
status. Duh! Dare I say so??

I am told by one of my female colleagues who is married to a CA that the
scenario is even worse when the guy is a CA. Apparently he capitalised the
wedding expenses as preliminary expenses and is writing it off every year.
Also the time he spent dating his wife before marrying her is still under
consideration for valuation under AS-26...valuation of intangible assets.

So guys please think twice....should u really marry a CA? And yes please
discount it by the appropriate rate to arrive at the present value of the
risk of doing so !!!

A fantastic article by Francois Gautier– .........Is there such a thing as 'Hindu terrorism'.

Is there such a thing as 'Hindu terrorism', as the arrest of Sadhvi Pragya Singh Thakur for the recent Malegaon blasts may tend to prove? Well, I guess I was asked to write this column because I am one of that rare breed of foreign correspondents? a lover of Hindus! A born Frenchman, Catholic-educated and non-Hindu, I do hope I'll be given some credit for my opinions, which are not the product of my parents' ideas, my education or my atavism, but garnered from 25 years of reporting in South Asia (for Le Journal de Geneve and Le Figaro).
In the early 1980s, when I started freelancing in south India , doing photo features on kalaripayattu, the Ayyappa festival, or the Ayyanars, I slowly realised that the genius of this country lies in its Hindu ethos, in the true spirituality behind Hinduism. The average Hindu you meet in a million villages possesses this simple, innate spirituality and accepts your diversity, whether you are Christian or Muslim, Jain or Arab, French or Chinese. It is this Hinduness that makes the Indian Christian different from, say, a French Christian, or the Indian Muslim unlike a Saudi Muslim. I also learnt that Hindus not only believed that the divine could manifest itself at different times, under different names, using different scriptures (not to mention the wonderful avatar concept, the perfect answer to 21st century religious strife) but that they had also given refuge to persecuted minorities from across the world?Syrian Christians, Parsis, Jews, Armenians, and today, Tibetans. In 3,500 years of existence, Hindus have never militarily invaded another country, never tried to impose their religion on others by force or induced conversions.

You cannot find anybody less fundamentalist than a Hindu in the world and it saddens me when I see the Indian and western press equating terrorist groups like SIMI, which blow up innocent civilians, with ordinary, angry Hindus who burn churches without killing anybody. We know also that most of these communal incidents often involve persons from the same groups?often Dalits and tribals?some of who have converted to Christianity and others not.
However reprehensible the destruction of Babri Masjid, no Muslim was killed in the process; compare this to the 'vengeance' bombings of 1993 in Bombay , which wiped out hundreds of innocents, mostly Hindus. Yet the Babri Masjid destruction is often described by journalists as the more horrible act of the two. We also remember how Sharad Pawar, when he was chief minister of Maharashtra in 1993, lied about a bomb that was supposed to have gone off in a Muslim locality of Bombay .
I have never been politically correct, but have always written what I have discovered while reporting. Let me then be straightforward about this so-called Hindu terror. Hindus, since the first Arab invasions, have been at the receiving end of terrorism, whether it was by Timur, who killed 1,00,000 Hindus in a single day in 1399, or by the Portuguese Inquisition which crucified Brahmins in Goa . Today, Hindus are still being targeted: there were one million Hindus in the Kashmir valley in 1900; only a few hundred remain, the rest having fled in terror. Blasts after blasts have killed hundreds of innocent Hindus all over India in the last four years. Hindus, the overwhelming majority community of this country, are being made fun of, are despised, are deprived of the most basic facilities for one of their most sacred pilgrimages in Amarnath while their government heavily sponsors the Haj. They see their brothers and sisters converted to Christianity through inducements and financial traps, see a harmless 84-year-old swami and a sadhvi brutally murdered. Their gods are blasphemed.
So sometimes, enough is enough.At some point, after years or even centuries of submitting like sheep to slaughter, Hindus?whom the Mahatma once gently called cowards?erupt in uncontrolled fury. And it hurts badly. It happened in Gujarat . It happened in Jammu , then in Kandhamal, Mangalore, and Malegaon . It may happen again elsewhere. What should be understood is that this is a spontaneous revolution on the ground, by ordinary Hindus, without any planning from the political leadership. Therefore, the BJP, instead of acting embarrassed, should not disown those who choose other means to let their anguished voices be heard.

Song Dedicated to current situation of INDIA

"Hands Held High"

Turn my mike up louder I got to say something
Light weights step to the side when we come in

Feel it in your chest the syllables get pumping
People on the street they panic and start running

Words on loose leaf sheet complete coming
I jump in my mind and summon the rhyme, I'm dumping

Healing the blind I promise to let the sun in
Sick of the dark ways we march to the drum and

Jump when they tell us that they wanna see jumping
Fuck that I wanna see some fists pumping

Risk something, take back what's yours
Say something that you know they might attack you for

Cause I'm sick of being treated like I have before
Like it's stupid standing for what I'm standing for

Like this war's really just a different brand of war
Like it doesn't cater the rich and abandon poor

Like they understand you in the back of the jet
When you can't put gas in your tank

These fuckers are laughing their way to the bank and cashing the cheque
Asking you to have compassion and have some respect

For a leader so nervous in an obvious way
Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay

And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day
In their living room laughing like "what did he say?"

[Chorus:]AmenAmenAmenAmenAmen

In my living room watching but I am not laughing
Cause when it gets tense I know what might happen

World is cold the bold men take action
Have to react or get blown into fractions

Ten years old it's something to see
Another kid my age drugged under a jeep

Taken and bound and found later under a tree
I wonder if he had thought the next one could be me

Do you see the soldiers they're out today
They brush the dust from bullet proof vests away

It's ironic at times like this you pray
But a bomb blew the mosque up yesterday

There's bombs in the buses, bikes, roads
Inside your market, your shops, your clothes

My dad he's got a lot of fear I know
But enough pride inside not to let that show

My brother had a book he would hold with pride
A little red cover with a broken spine

On the back, he hand-wrote a quote inside
When the rich wage war it's the poor who die

Meanwhile, the leader just talks away
Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay

And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day
both scared and angry like "what did he say?"

[Chorus x6][x6]With hands held high into the sky so blue,
As the ocean opens up to swallow you.

Youngistan. Let us Build our INDIA.

What are we doing guys…………

My mind goes blank whenever I ask this question to myself…. Like a typical white collar middleclass fellow I always say “Our India should be like that,…India should compete America. There should be no corruption …Blah blah blah”.

But we do nothing for it. We always say these politicians are BAKAWAS. They are making our country week blah blah blah..

But ever somebody tried to clean this shit? I never tried. And I’m feeling guilty for it.

If you ask what I do then, I’m an software engineer, I work 8am to 8 pm everyday. I earn lot of money, and waste it on weekend. I’m an spoiled brat, attracted to western culture. Always thinking when my company will send me onsite. When I’ll be able to earn in dollars.
And what for, not for charity, not for my country. just for my own lavish life.

That was my life. And I’m through it.

But now I want to build YOUNGISTAN. Please guys let us try.

We can make difference. We cannot waste the sacrifice of our brave soldiers. We should do something for them.


Politicians should stop to make an issue of their lives.
Politicians should not interfere in the police and army matters.
Spent much money on army and policeman, to make them more equipped with new technology weapons. Rather than spending money on these politicians. Who never pay their income tax also! (Police constables are still using LATHI, and fighting against AK47).
Create a federal agency.
And we should believe in them.

Please give your better suggestion for how to implement this.


And one thing I want to say to out politicians. Don’t be the bastards. you make us sick.
if you have some dignity, atleast try to improve yourself now.

What Mumbai have lost…tribute to our brave soldiers ,a voice of Mumbaikar and Indian.

First thing.

My tribute to our brave soldiers, because of them only I’m able to sleep peacefully in my bedroom without any worries in my head.
Because I know that those soldiers are there to protect me.

And what am I doing for them, Nothing! Sometimes I really feel guilty.

We just saw what happen in Mumbai. I’m a Mumbaikar, I was here in Mumbai those bustards attack here.
Many people would have lost their lives. Thanks to the Mumbai Police, ATS, NEG, ARMY and NAVY personals.

They throw away their lives for us. They also have families. They are also mortals. Being aware that it might risk their lives, they fought just to protect us.
We owe our life to these soldiers and their famillies,
I just want to say to our soldiers and their famillies .I SUPPORT ALL OF YOU AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I know that it just not enough.

Its shame that soldiers protect us, and we never asked them what they expect from us.


But it’s not too late. I Request all Indian soldiers (ARMY, NAVY, NSG, POLICE personals) please let me know what you expect from us.

I will give my 100% to help all of you.

Thank you very much...

Thank You very much sir.


I lost my wallet at exam centre(Thakur science college. Date 16 Nov 2008), and it stuck me when i was about to start my bike.
I searched all over the class room, and asked all the security guards and other people, but nobody knows about it.
I don't why....but i had a feeling that I'll get my wallet back. My brother said its waste of time to wait and block the card before its misuse.

then i called ICICI bank and blocked my credit card...........I was about to block my debit card.. somebody called me, i saw back.. he was security man saying "Hey i think we got your wallet".

One of the teacher/ exam supervisor kept my wallet with him, and then submit it to the principal. He was late as he needs to complete his work first.

I thanked him, and he said he'll be waiting down for me. and wants to confirm that i got my wallet back.

It take some time to verify that it was my wallet. I came down and searched him, but didn't find him.
I really want to say thanks to him... and i owe a thanks to him and i feel sorry that i was not able to say.

Thank You very much sir.

Haule Haule Se Hawa Lagti Hai

Haule Haule Se Hawa Lagti Hai
.
Hindi Lyrics:
.(Haule Haule) - 4
Haule Haule Se Hawa Lagti Hai
Haule Haule Se Dawa Lagti Hai
Haule Haule Se Dua Lagti Hai, Haaan
Haaye, Haule Haule Chanda Badhta Hai
Haule Haule Ghonghat Uth Ta Hai
Haule Haule Se Nasha Chadhta Hai, Haan
Tu Sabar To Kar Mere Yaar, Zara Saans To Le Dildaar
Chal Fikar Nu Goli Maar Yaar Hai Din Jindai De Chaar
(Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar) - 2
Haule Haule, Haule Haule
Haule Haule, Haule Haule
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar
[ Haule Haule Song Lyrics @ http://www.Omasti101.com ]
(Pa Ni De , De Ga Pa Ma Ga Re) - 2
Pa Ni Ga , Ga Ma Ga Ma Ga Re
Pa Da Pa Ni Da Ma Pa Da Ma Ga Re
Risthon Ki Galiyaan Tang Hai
Sharmo Sharmliee Band Hai
Khud Se Khud Ki Yeh Kaise Jung Hai
Pal Pal Yeh Dil Ghabraye
Pal Pal Yeh Dil Sharmaye
Kuch Kehta Hai Aur Kuch Kar Jaaye
Kaise Yeh Peheli.. Muh Dil Mar Jana..
Ishq Mein Jaldi Bada Jurmaana
Tu Sabar To Kar Mere Yaar, Zara Saans To Le Dildaar
Chal Fikar Nu Goli Maar Yaar Hai Din Jindai De Chaar
(Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar) - 2
Haule Haule, Haule Haule
Haule Haule, Haule Haule
Haaye Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar
Rab Da Hi Tab Koi Hona, Karein Koi Yun Jaadu Tona
Maan Jaaye Maan Jaaye Haye Mera Sona..
Rab De Saare Chalde, Na Hai Kinare Chal De
Koi Hai Na Kahare Chal De
Kya Kheh Ke Gaya Tha Shayar Woh Shayana..
Aag Ka Dariya Doob Ke Jana
Tu Sabar To Kar Mere Yaar, Zara Saans To Le Dildaar
Chal Fikar Nu Goli Maar Yaar Hai Din Jindai De Chaar
(Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar) - 2
Haule Haule , Haule Haule
Haule Haule , Haule Haule
Haaye Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar Chal Yaar
Haule Haule Ho Jayega Pyaar
Haule Haule Se Dua Lagti Hai, Haaan

मराठी मानुस आनी राज ठाकरे !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i support Raj Thakare

खुप कही गदारोळ चालू आहे... आणि सगळे राजकारणी लोक राज ठाकरेला टारगेट करत आहेत.
आपण सर्वानी एक मराठी मानुस म्हणुन आणि एक भारतीय म्हणुन जर विचार केला तर राज ठाकरेला support करावाच लागेल।
ही जी सर्व काही गड़बड़ झाली त्याचा मागे कोण आहे ते पहायला हव
उत्तर भारतीय नेते इथे lobbyaa तयार करतात। त्य्नाचा मतदार संघ तयार करतात आणि निवडून येउन आपली वाट लावतात.
मला सांगा जो मानुस महाराष्ट्रातला नही त्याला महाराष्ट्रातील प्रॉब्लम कसे कळणार and its same for others too. every politician should try to improve his own state rather than infiltrate other states to expand his political party's strength. After doing GOOD JOB in their states, every other state will welcome him to improve conditions.
MNS ne बिहारी students वर attack केला its not good. पण तो का करावा लागला हे पहा ना!!!!

आज हे सगळे उत्तर भारतीय नेते, लालू, मायावती,अमर सिंह, ह्या लोकानी त्य्नाच्या राज्यांची वाट लावाली आणि ते आता आपल्या राज्यवार डोळा ठेउन आहेत. We need to stop this.

जो राज एनकाउंटर मधे मेला, ते बरोबर आहे. police ला हे माहिती होता का की तो कोणत्या राज्याचा आहे म्हणुन.

The boy who get killed in local, its not good, but it has nothing to do with Raj Thakare.
the dirty politicians are trying to make scene out of it.

महाराष्ट्र मधे फ़क्त महाराष्ट्रतिल लोकाना election मधे उभे रहाण्याची परवानगी दिली जावी ।
उत्तर भारतीय नेत्यांना महाराष्ट्रात बोलण्याचा अधिकार नही.

as an Indian also, i think .. Raj Thakare is innocent. the way he put the issues was not good, but what he should do! when he put them in right way nobody was listening to him.

others should think to improve their states and create jobs there.
They are welcomed here only if they just do their job here. and stop entering in administration of Maharashtra.

Maharashtra is good by its own, and as a MARATHI MANUS, i need a marathi government to rule state.
AND i SUUPORT RAJ THAKARE

And this blog is not against any North Indian. we are all brothers, but need to consider other people's sentiments. Just we need to give it a thought and stop politicians to create chaos.

प्रपोज केल्यानंतर" मुलीकडून साधारणता "कोणती उत्तरे "मिळू शकतात त्याबद्दल काही....

"प्रपोज केल्यानंतर" मुलीकडून साधारणता "कोणती उत्तरे "मिळू शकतात त्याबद्दल काही....
छोटा डॉन यांचे हे creation आहे .
for original post please visit at
http://chhota-don.blogspot.com/2008/03/blog-post_14.html


१. नाही SSSSSSS
२. शी . किती घाणेरडे विचार आहेत तुझे ?
३. मी तर तुला 'तसल्या नजरेने' पाहिलेच नाही ... मी तुला फक्त एक चांगला [ हे अजून वर ] दोस्त मानते ...
४. मी "ऑलरेडी एंगेज" आहे.
५. प्लीज, माझा असल्या "फालतू गोष्टींवर" विश्वास नाही. माझ्यासाठी माझे 'शिक्षण, करियर व कुटुंबिय' महत्त्वाचे आहेत....
६. आपली तर आत्ता कुठे चांगली ओळख झाली आहे, तु तर मला अजून व्यवस्थीत ओळखत पण नाहीस, मला वाटतं की हे कदाचित "आकर्षण" असावे ...
७. तु किती कमावतोस ? / तुझा बॅलेंस किती आहे?
८. मागच्या वर्षीच तर मी तुला "राखी" बांधली होती !!!!
९. माझी अशा गोष्टींसाठी अजून 'मानसीक तयारी' झाली नाही ....
१०. मी माझ्या बाबांना / दादाला विचारून सांगते ....
११. मुर्ख , एवढी छोटीसी आणि महत्त्वाची गोष्ट सांगायला येवढा उशिर करतात का ?
१२. मला माहित आहे. बोलुन दाखवण्याची गरज नाही ....
१३. सॉरी ....
१४. "आरश्यात तोंड बघ मेल्या ... म्हणे तू मला आवडतेस !!!"
१५. मी तर तुला भावासमान मानते [ पण मी मानत नाही ना !!! ]
१६. होय, मला पण तू आवडतोस , पण तू माझा विश्वासघात करणार नाहिस ना ?
१७. गाढवा, आधिच नाहीस का सांगायचं, आता वेळ निघून गेली [ म्हणजे दुसरे कोणतेतरी चांगले "गाढव" सापडले ]
१८. तु जर थोडे आधी सांगितले असते तर मी कदाचित विचार केला असता ....
१९. नालायका , तुझी हिंम्मत कशी झाली मला असे विचारायची ?" [ त्यानंतर कदाचित एक छानशी कानफाडीत ...]
२०. ती : मला विचार करायला वेळ हवा आहे ...
तो : नक्की किती ? [ अजून आशा आहे तर ....]
ती : ७ जन्म .... [ यानंतर मुलगा बेशुद्ध ...]
२१. नीच माणसा, मी तर एक "विवाहित स्त्री" आहे तरीपण ....
२२. सॉरी , माझे तुझ्या मित्रावर / छोट्या भावावर प्रेम आहे ....
२३. हा हा....हा हा हा.... हा हा हा हा
ही ही ... ही ही ही ... ही ही ही ही
२४. लग्नाच्या आधी माझा असल्या कुठल्याही फालतू गोष्टीत गुंतण्याचा विचार नाही....
२५. मातीत जा ... मला त्याची पर्वा नाही ....
२६. तु माझ्यासाठी काय करू शकसिल ?
२७. मी कितवी आहे? हा हा हा ....
२८. मी तुझ्याबद्दल "तसला विचार' कधी केलाच नाही ...
२९. माझ्या भावाला भेट, तो तुला व्यवस्थित समजावून सांगेल....
३०. का ??? "स्वाती" नाही म्हणली का?
३१. पण तू तर "सपना च्या" मागे होतास , तिने काय थप्पड वगैरे मारली का ?
३२. किती दिवसांकरता ? सॉरी किती तासांकरता ?
३३. " जे काही बोलायचे आहे ते लवकर बोलुन टाक, माझ्या मुलाची शाळेतून येण्याची वेळ झाली आहे..."
३४. कित्तीSSSS छान ....
३५. पुढच्या ४ महिन्यांची 'वेटिंग लिस्ट ' पन फुल्ल आहे ...
३६. क्काय SSSSS
३७. आत्ताच्या आत्ता इथून निघून जा नाहितर ....
३८. मला वटतयं कदाचित मी "एंगेज" असेन ...
३९. मझ्याकडे तुझ्यापेक्षा जास्त चांगले "ऑप्शन" आहेत...
४०. मला ह्या गोष्टीबद्दल काहिएक बोलायची इच्छा नाही. त्यानंतर ती त्याच्याकडे दुर्लक्ष करायला लागते .....
४१. माझ्या "बॉयफ्रेंडला" कळले तर तुला त्रास होईल कारण तो खूप तापट आहे ...
४२. खरेतर माझ्या 'चुलत बहिणीला' तू खूप आवडतोस म्हणून मग .....
४३. माझ्या आईला तुझे वागणे, बोलणे, चालणे आवडणार नाही .........
४४. "काय पाहिलसं असं माझ्यात ?????"
४५. सन्नकन एक कानाखाली [ शब्दापेक्षा कृती अधिक बोलकी ...]
४६. हाहाहा ... मला वाटलं नव्हत की तू येवढा चलू निघशीलं .....
४७. नाईस जोक ....
४८. तुम्ही मुल दुसरा कुठला विचार करू शकत नाही का ? कुठली चांगली मुलगी दिसली की लगेच लागले मागे ....
४९. अछ्छा तु पन का ? मला वटले की फक्त राहूल, दिनेश , रवि ... माझ्या मागे आहेत ... असे म्हणून चालायला लागते ........

Best one

५०. गाढवा, तुला तर व्यवस्थि प्रपोज पण करता येत नाही... पहिल्यांदाच करतो आहेस कस ? ठिक आहे, चल मी तुल शिकवते कसे करायचे ते ....

Code ON..............software reality

Code Kya Kehta Hai Mera Kya Main Bataoon
Tester Samjhega Shayad Main Pagal Hoon
Code Kya Kehta Hai Mera Kya Main Bataoon
PM samjhega ki Shayad Main genius Hoon
Dil Karta Hai Apni Seat par khada ho Jaoon
Chilla Chilla Ke Main Ye Sabse Kehdoon
Code On… Hai Ye Client Ka Ishaara
Code On… Requirement fullfill kar sara
Code On….Onsite Offshore ka tamashaa
Code On….yehi IT ki zindagi hai mere yaraa…
Dil Karta Hai VNET Par Zor Se Gaoon
Aur Apne outlook Ki sab log mail Kholen
Phir Main Aise Josheelay mails bahaaoon
Mere mails Ko padkar Sab Ye samjhen
Code On… Hai Ye Company Ka Ishaara
Code On… Client ko khush karna hai yaaraa
Code On….Late night ruk ja tu
Code On….yehi IT ki zindagi hai mere yaraa…
Jaise Code karne Ko Dil Chahe code kar Waise Tu
Meri To Hai Bas Ye Raaye Ki
Apne task ko time par Poora Karle Tuuuuuu
Code On… development cycle ka ishara
Code On… phases fullfill kar sara
Code On….dead lines meet karne ka tension
Code On….yehi IT ki zindagi hai mere yaraa…
Code On… Hai Ye Company Ka Ishaara
Code On… Client ko khush karna hai yaaraa
Code On….Late night ruk ja tu
Code On….yehi IT ki zindagi hai mere yaraa…

Logical Song.....

Kyon Chalti Hai Pawan
Because Of Evaporation

Kyon Jhoome Hai Gagan
Because Of Earth's Revolution

Kyon Machalta Hai Mann
Because Of Excessive Respiration

Na Tum Jaano Na Hum
But I Just Gave All The Reasons!
Kyon Aati Hai Bahaar
Because Of A Change In Season

Kyon Lutata Hai Karaar
Because Of Mental Tension

Kyon Hota Hai Pyaar
Because Of Opposite Attraction
Na Tum Jaano Na Hum
Like I Said These Are All Scientific Phenomenon!
Kyon Gum Hai Har Disha
Because You Have A Poor Sense Of Direction

Kyon Hota Hai Nasha
Because Of Drug Addiction

kyon Aata Hai Mazaa

Because Physical Chemistry Gives Us All The Information
Na Tum Jaano Na Hum
I Did My Best To Explain