Sunday, May 24, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Men are the Merriest
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. I
f someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. I
f someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Federer Ends Title Drought In Style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a day! and what a match!
FedEx won the match agains Rafa 6-4 6-4..............................................................
i was waiting for this day since last wimbledon. and wished that FedEx should bit Rafa like Tit for Tat.
its not like i hate Rafa..he is a good player..or we can say he is fantastic player..
but FedEx is best....and he is great.
this the day all FedEx fans be proud of. he beat RAFA on clay....on clay....
so guys three cheers for Roger Federer.. hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!
FedEx won the match agains Rafa 6-4 6-4..............................................................
i was waiting for this day since last wimbledon. and wished that FedEx should bit Rafa like Tit for Tat.
its not like i hate Rafa..he is a good player..or we can say he is fantastic player..
but FedEx is best....and he is great.
this the day all FedEx fans be proud of. he beat RAFA on clay....on clay....
so guys three cheers for Roger Federer.. hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
शंभू राजा
देश धरम पर मिटने वाला।
शेर शिवा का छावा था।।
महापराक्रमी परम प्रतापी।
एक ही शंभू राजा था।।
तेज:पुंज तेजस्वी आँखें।
निकल गयीं पर झुका नहीं।।
दृष्टि गयी पण राष्ट्रोन्नति का।
दिव्य स्वप्न तो मिटा नहीं।।
दोनो पैर कटे शंभू के।
ध्येय मार्ग से हटा नहीं।।
हाथ कटे तो क्या हुआ?।
सत्कर्म कभी छुटा नहीं।।
जिव्हा कटी, खून बहाया।
धरम का सौदा किया नहीं।।
शिवाजी का बेटा था वह।
गलत राह पर चला नहीं।।
वर्ष तीन सौ बीत गये अब।
शंभू के बलिदान को।।
कौन जीता, कौन हारा।
पूछ लो संसार को।।
कोटि कोटि कंठो में तेरा।
आज जयजयकार है।।
अमर शंभू तू अमर हो गया।
तेरी जयजयकार है।।
मातृभूमि के चरण कमलपर।
जीवन पुष्प चढाया था।।
है दुजा दुनिया में कोई।
जैसा शंभू राजा था?।।
- शाहीर योगेश
शेर शिवा का छावा था।।
महापराक्रमी परम प्रतापी।
एक ही शंभू राजा था।।
तेज:पुंज तेजस्वी आँखें।
निकल गयीं पर झुका नहीं।।
दृष्टि गयी पण राष्ट्रोन्नति का।
दिव्य स्वप्न तो मिटा नहीं।।
दोनो पैर कटे शंभू के।
ध्येय मार्ग से हटा नहीं।।
हाथ कटे तो क्या हुआ?।
सत्कर्म कभी छुटा नहीं।।
जिव्हा कटी, खून बहाया।
धरम का सौदा किया नहीं।।
शिवाजी का बेटा था वह।
गलत राह पर चला नहीं।।
वर्ष तीन सौ बीत गये अब।
शंभू के बलिदान को।।
कौन जीता, कौन हारा।
पूछ लो संसार को।।
कोटि कोटि कंठो में तेरा।
आज जयजयकार है।।
अमर शंभू तू अमर हो गया।
तेरी जयजयकार है।।
मातृभूमि के चरण कमलपर।
जीवन पुष्प चढाया था।।
है दुजा दुनिया में कोई।
जैसा शंभू राजा था?।।
- शाहीर योगेश
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