55 word stories....MUST READ !

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Written by : Veerabhadra Siva Sanjeev K.

The suicide
I woke up from my bed only to find her hanging to the ceiling. ‘My wife was killed by some one’ I couldn’t even digest the fact. The police were at the place in a few minutes. Just below her body was mine with a knife stabbed in my heart and her fingerprints on it.

The headache
I was having a splitting headache. I gulped a tablet. I applied a balm. No avail. And finally I removed a hammer and started banging it onto the head. First time and the pain reduced. Second time and it reduced even further. And third time. All my three roommates lie in a pool of blood.

Wrong number
"Hello," a sweet voice called me up on my mobile. "Is this Rakesh?" she asked. "No ma’am, wrong number, but you can still talk to me," I said as I was bored at my workplace. "Come home in the evening and the pan will do the talking," the voice said and she cut the call.

Why should boys have all the fun
"Shhh.. Don’t shout. We’ll start to Goa tomorrow. Nobody’s gonna tell the guys," the girls were contemplating in the next room. Having overheard the conversation, I said "Destination Goa." We were off to Goa. Two days later, we don’t find the girls in Goa.
"Guys, where have you all been? We are enjoying at home"

My monkey wife
"I woke up today morning when I looked at the window. I then saw this monkey so huge and fair and dressed up well, imitate me." I was trying to make fun of my wife, who normally imitates me, by calling her a monkey.
"You call this window?" my wife asked pointing to a mirror.

The Split
I slowly placed my head on the wooden platform and she slowly raised the axe. I closed my eyes in fear and she gripped the handle firmly in her hands. I said my last prayers and ‘thud’ fell the axe onto the wood splitting it apart. She was in Tokyo and I was in California.

My first love
The first time I saw her, she was shaking her body in the aerobics class. I almost drooled over her beauty. She looked at me and smiled. The world beneath me vanished and the sky appeared to be coming closer towards me. I opened my arms wide open and said, "Illeana darling, I love you"

The portrait trilogy
At the museum, we reached a dark place. Three portraits were hanging. In the first, a bloody ghoul was feeding on a woman. In the second, a demon ripped apart itself and in the third there was a female, still and calm. "Damn, She moved" I shouted. "Stupid fool, that’s a mirror," my wife remarked.

The hitchhiker
A beautiful girl on the highway was flashing two fingers. I crossed her and looked at her, through the rear view mirror. She was gone. Next moment she was behind me in my car. I swerved left and hit a tree. Later, a truck driver came that way and saw the girl showing three fingers.

The race
I was driving home when a car vroomed past me. I started to race with that Civic. Swerving to the left and cutting across the lane, I was about to overtake it when I showed my finger and then vanished from sight. Later that night, my dad asked me the meaning of showing the finger.

Happy Engineer's Day

Im Proud be an ENGINEER..............

US open shows the world, Roger federer is King of tennis.

After a long time i saw Fedex in a familiar pose, the way he won US open 2008 is really great. As his fan im unable to say how much i feel good. specially after the wimbledon event, where he bounce back after loosing 2 sets, but finally lost..that lost is a crunch in chest.

Federer disposed of Andy Murray, 6-2, 7-5, 6-2, on Monday night to become the first man to win five titles in a row at the Open and Wimbledon. Federer, who produced 36 winners to Murray’s 16, shows the world that he is invincible again

Fedex laughed after winning US open . The joke was on everybody who had written Federer off.

Up and downs are the part of life.

The one who bounce back from down is called as king. And in tennis Roger federer is king.

shut up all you critics who said downfall of Fedex is going on,

As a Fedex FAN It really hurts when these guys says Roger federer is looking like human now.

He is a human and he earned his crown by hard work, his dedication to tennis is unamatachable.

He is not a gifted player like Rafa who skills at clay are awsome. or like pete my childhood hero who plays on grass like a swan singing a song.

Roger chiseled himself, he sharpens his weapons, and he comes as an allrounder, people says he is invincible, yes because he play that well, its his dedication that always pays back. other players should try to match him. and all those who had written in sarcastic way as Roger federe is more vulnerable now, and he is looking like human. should expect to rise the level of other player, they should never excpet fall of Fedex.

आमच्या नशीबाद प्रेमच नाही!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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गणपति बाप्पा मोरया !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

बाप्पा
परवा भेटला बाप्पा, जरा वैतागलेला वाटला
दोन क्षण दम खातो म्हणून माझ्याघरी टेकला
उंदीर कुठे पार्क करू ? लॉट नाही सापडला
मी म्हंटलं सोडून दे, आराम करु दे त्याला

तू पण ना देवा कुठल्या जगात राहतोस ?
मर्सिडिस च्या जमान्यात उंदरावरून फ़िरतोस
मर्सिडिस नाही निदान नॅनो तरी घेऊन टाक
तमाम देव मंडळींमधे भाव खाऊन टाक
इतक्या मागण्या पुरवताना जीव माझा जातो
भक्तांना खुश करेपर्यंत माझा जीव दमतो
काय करू आता सार मॅनेज होत नाही
पुर्वीसारखी थोडक्यात माणसं खुशही होत नाहीत
इमिग्रेशन च्या रिक्वस्ट्स ने सिस्टीम झालीये हॅंग
तरीदेखील संपतच नाही भक्तांची रांग
चार आठ आणे मोदक देऊन काय काय मागतात
माझ्याकडच्या फ़ाइल्स नुसत्या वाढतच जातात
माझं ऐक तू कर थोडं थोडं डेलिगेशन
मॅनेजमेंटच्या थेअरीमधे मिळेल सोल्यूशन
एम बी ए चे फ़ंडे तू शिकला नाहीस का रे ?
डेलिगेशन ऑफ़ ऍथॉरिटी ऐकल नाहीस कारे ?
असं कर बाप्पा एक लॅपटॉप घेउन टाक
तुझ्या साऱ्या दूतांना कनेक्टीव्हिटी देऊन टाक
म्हणजे बसल्याजागी काम होइल धावपळ नको
परत येउन मला दमलो म्हणायला नको
माझ्या साऱ्या युक्त्यांनी बाप्प झाला खुश
माग म्हणाला हवं ते एक वर देतो बक्षिस
सी ई ओ ची पोझिशन, टाऊनहाऊस ची ओनरशिप
ईमिग्रेशनदेखील होइल लवकर मग ड्युअल सिटिझनशिप

मी हसलो उगाच, म्हंटल, देशील जे मला हवं
म्हणाला मागून तर बघ, बोल तुला काय हवं
'पारिजातकाच्या सड्यात हरवलेलं अंगण हवं '
'सोडून जाता येणार नाही अस एक बंधन हवं'
'हवा आहे परत माणसातला हरवलेला भाव'
'प्रत्येकाच्या मनाच्या कोपऱ्यात थोडासा शिरकाव '
'देशील आणून परत माझी हरवलेली नाती '
'नेशील मला परत जिथे आहे माझी माती '
'इंग्रजाळलेल्या पोरांना थोडं संस्कृतीचं लेणं '
'आईबापाचं कधीही न फ़िटणारं देणं '
'कर्कश्श वाटला तरी हवा आहे ढोलताशांचा गजर '
'भांडणारा असला तरी चालेल पण हवा आहे शेजार '
'य़ंत्रवत होत चाललेल्या मानवाला थोडं आयुष्याचं भान'
देशील का रे बाप्पा माझ्या पदरात एवढं दान ?
"तथास्तु" म्हणाला नाही सोंडेमागून नुसता हसला
सारं हाताबाहेर गेलंय पोरा "सुखी रहा" म्हणाला

SELFISH GIRLS.....

Do u know, when I was a kid, so many girls wanted to kiss me, I always allowed them…..

And now I want to kiss so many girls, but not a single one allows….
SELFISH GIRLS.....

Software Engineers..

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic.
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog
I play with my children like a monkey
I am like a rabbit in front of my wife
Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company.
Man: Yes.
Doctor yelled: Come dear, no body will treat you better than me.

My Life...........Its incomplete without my friends

Yesterday was a friendship day. It make me realise that how friends are important in my life, each and everyone's unique stamp and color is shining on my life.
When i look back in my life, i can remember my many friends from KG to till this moment.
I think i made up a mistake for not thanking all of my friends for whatever they have done to make my life colorful.

THANK YOU MY FRIENDS FOR EVERYTHING............BECAUSE OF YOU MY LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL....

All of you ware always there for me, when i was sad, when i was heartbroken , when i was happy, when i want to party and when i want to be alone.

Its true that rarely i share my feelings, coz im not good at emotions. But having all of you just by side gives me hope an courage.

Because of you when i lookback in my life i can see how rich im. And how many precious jewels i have in my possesion.

Waiting forever

’येते हं’
अजुनही ह्रुदयात गोंदली आहे तुझी नी माझी पहीली भेट
बावरलेली नजर तुझी ह्रुदयात शिरली होती थेट
मनात दाटल्या भावनांच ओठी येता झाल गाणं
ह्रुदयानी छेडल्या सुरांच मनात असच तरळत रहाणं
वाटल होत तेंव्हा तुझे हात हाती घ्यावेत
वाटल होत तेंव्हा तुझे हात मुठीत घट्ट धरावेत
मग म्हंटल जाउ दे!
नाहीच भरल हातानी मन तर ह्रुदयानी काय करावे?
माझं ह्रुदय म्हणता म्हणता उनाड पाखरु झाल
तुला भाळी आट्या बघताच पुन्हा भानावर आल
आता तुझी नजरही जरा सावरली
मीही माझी स्वप्न आवरली
तु 'येते हं' म्हणताच माझी स्वप्न बावरली!
’येते हं’ या शब्दांनी सारं आकाश भरुन गेलं
’येते हं’ या शब्दांना आज उभं तप सरुन गेलं
तु ’येते हं’ म्हणुन पुन्हा कधीच आली नाहीस
तुझी नी माझी राहीली भेट पुन्हा कधीच झाली नाही
आजुनही मनात सल आहे तुझी मला साथ नाही
मीही खुळ्या मनाला समजवतो
अरे वेड्या ... एकदा गोंदलं कधी जात नाही..

I got it in forwarded mail, and it just touched my heart, thought to share with all of you.
Why only boys have to wait forever, why girls don't say directly so we can understand................
Dont know whos is the poet. if anybody have any idea please tell me.
Name of poet is सत्यजित.
you can check his all poems at http://satyajit-m.blogspot.com/

Ek tha ladaka Ek thi movie

Hi, Long time no see!!! right.. well i was busy with my bro's wedding..
ok ok..here is our story.
This story is not old. It just happen in this month. A new movie was relesed here, and Here is a boy who wants to see it in multiplex, as he is a fan of that movie. This boy is nobody else, its my story and movie is Jane Tu Ya Jane Na.

I missed this movie for continue two weeks as i was busy in bro's wedding. then i came back to mumbai. for a week i was busy in work. and all of my friends had already seen that movie.
Here im an alone boy in this world. and there is nobody in this world who havn't seen this movie. that was third week of the movie after release and again i filed to see movie. For weekend i was in pune and want to see this movie, but there also situation was same. So i lost my third week and now its fourth week ....
so frustrated i am, Jane Tu Ya Jane Na was loaded in my laptop for last two weeks, but i want to see this movie at multiplex.. time goes. In fourth week also i was not able to see movie.

finally lost to these conditions...yesterday i opend my laptop and ...........................................................................................................................
.............................................................................................
Look at my condition guys .....how terible i saw Jane Tu Ya Jane Na on laptop..
but im not a looser.. i'll see Jane Tu Ya Jane Na on multiplex...and its my promise

For my friends..............

I was thinking of old friends today

and how many of them have slipped away.

Moved, got married, or stopped calling so much,

Found new friends, got busy, and just lost touch.

It reminded me of falling leaves.

Every autumn the leaves fall from the trees.

Some stay longer than others, but eventually -

Each leaf must fall, I'm told,

leaving the tree alone to face the cold.

Why is it that in the time of utmost need

the leaves would seek to leave the tree?

And when we need our friends around us

We look and they cannot be found?

Of course these friendships come and go

and in the spring new leaves will grow.

But I prefer autumn friends of old

with crackling laughter and colors bold.

And then I thought of you.

That one stubborn leaf that won't let go.

That clings despite the winds that blow.

Fighting ice, and snow, and winter's stings

hanging on right through till spring.

So I guess that's what you are to me -

The very last leaf to leave the tree.

I know it seems silly, but it's true.

When I see that last leaf...I think of you.

....don't drift away.... will you???

What A World Is this Bossssssssssssssssssss

When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man be a man don't be A "Girl"
If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"
If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "bade bap ki bigadi aulad don't know how to Drive"

तुला विसरु शकत नही!!!!! कारन असा आहे मी.........seriously

अस्तित्वाची किम्मत,
दूर गेल्याशिवाय कळत नही .
सगल कलतय मला पण,
तुला सोडवून दुरही जाववत नही .

इथून दूर गेल्यावर

अनेक वाटा माझ्या असतील

पण पावला पावलांवर मात्र आठवणी तुझ्याच असतील !!!! कारन

सध्या मी आहेच असा

चार चौघात राहून

एकटा एकटा रहनारा

वालका पान गलतानाही तन्मयतेने पहनारा.

Original creation of Mr. chandrakant Gokhale.

पाऊस

पाऊस
पाऊस आल्यावर मला तुझी आठवण आली,
शहारलेली,ओली ओली,
तुला आठ्वतय?ढ्ग दाटून आल्यावर तु माझ्या मिठित यायचिस
आणि पाऊस पडायला लागल्यावर घट्ट बिलगुन जायचिस,
पाऊस न चुकता दरवर्षी येतो,
तु कुठे आहेस म्हणुन विचारतो,
मी काहि न सा॑गता तो सार॑ काहि ओळखतो,
मग मी पुन्हा एकदा एकटाच पावसात भिजतो

How to stop Fuel Price Hike.........

Little thought…
A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the grocery store he pays 60 cents a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last
a week he normally buys two dozens at a time. One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to 72 cents. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are 76 cents a dozen.
When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "The price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly". This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day. He checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of business. The huge egg farms sell 100,000 dozen eggs a day to distributors. With no competition, they can set the price as they see fit. The distributors then have to raise their prices to t he grocery stores. And on and on and on.
As the man kept buying eggs the price kept going up. He saw the big egg
trucks delivering 100 dozen eggs each day. Nothing changed there. He
checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000
dozen eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed but the price of eggs.
Then week before Thanksgiving the price of eggs shot up to $1.00 a
dozen. Again he asked the grocery owner why and was told, "Cakes and baking for the holiday". The huge egg farmers know there will be a lot of baking going on and more eggs will be used. Hence, the price of eggs goes up. Expect the same thing at Christmas and other times when family cooking, baking, etc. happen.
This pattern continues until the price of eggs is 2.00 a dozen. The man
says, " There must be something we can do about the price of eggs".
He starts talking to all the people in his town and they dec ide to stop
buying eggs. This didn't work because everyone needed eggs.
Finally, the man suggested only buying what you need. He ate 2 eggs a
day. On the way home from work he would stop at the grocery and buy two
eggs. Everyone in town started buying 2 or 3 eggs a day.
The grocery store owner began complaining that he had too many eggs in
his cooler. He told the distributor that he didn't need any eggs. Maybe
wouldn't need any all week.
The distributor had eggs piling up at his warehouse. He told the huge
egg farms that he didn't have any room for eggs would not need any for at least two weeks.
At the egg farm, the chickens just kept on laying eggs. To relieve
the pressure, the huge egg farm told the distributor that they could buy
the eggs at a lower price.
The distributor said, " I don't have the room for the %$&^*&% eggs
even if they were free". T he distributor told the grocery store owner that he would lower the price of the eggs if the store would start buying again.
The grocery store owner said, "I don't have room for more eggs. The customers are only buying 2 or 3 eggs at a time. Now if you were to
drop the price of eggs back down to the original price, the customers would start buying by the dozen again".
The distributors sent that proposal to the huge egg farmers but the egg
farmers liked the price they were getting for their eggs but, those
chickens just kept on laying. Fin ally, the egg farmers lowered the price of their eggs. But only a few cents.
The customers still bought 2 or 3 eggs at a time. They said, "when the
price of eggs gets down to where it was before, we will start buying by the dozen."
Slowly the price of eggs started dropping. The distributors had to
slash their prices to make room for the eggs coming from the egg farmers.
The egg farmers cut their prices because the distributors wouldn't buy
at a higher price than they were selling eggs for. Anyway, they had full warehouses and wouldn't need eggs for quite a while.
And those chickens kept on laying.
Eventually, the egg farmers cut their prices because they were throwing
away eggs they couldn't sell.
The distributors started buying again because the eggs were priced to
where the stores could afford to sell them at the lower price.
And the customers starting buying by the dozen again.
Now, transpose this analogy to the gasoline industry.
What if everyone only bought $10.00 worth of gas each time they pulled
to the pump? The dealer's tanks would stay semi full all the time. The
dealers wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the huge tank farms.
The tank farms wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the refining
p lants. And the refining plants wouldn't have room for the oil being off loaded from the huge tankers coming from the oil fiends.
Just $10.00 each time you buy gas. Don't fill it up. You may have to
stop for gas twice a week but, the price should come down.
Think about it.
As an added note...When I buy $10.00 worth of gas that leaves my tank a
little under quarter full. The way prices are jumping around, you can
buy gas for $2.65 a g allon and then the next morning it can be $2.15. If you have your tank full of $2.65 gas you don't have room for the $2.15 gas. You might not understand the economics of only buying two eggs at a time but, you can't buy cheaper gas if your tank is full of the high priced stuff.
Also, don't buy anything else at the gas station; don't give them any
more of your hard earned money than what you spend on gas, until the prices come down..."
just think of this concept for a while.

For my all friends and everybody close to my heart....................

कभी कभी अदिति ज़िंदगी
में यूँही कोई अपना लगता है
कभी कभी अदिति वह बिछड़ जाए तो
एक सपना लगता है ,

ऐसे में कोई अपने आसूं को बहने से रोके
और कैसे कोई सोच दे
Everythings gona be ok

कभी कभी तो लगे ज़िंदगी में न खुशी और न मज़ा
कभी कभी तो लगे हर दिन मुश्किल और हर पल एक सज़ा


ऐसे में कोई कैसे मुस्कुराये कैसे हसदे खुश होके
और कैसे कोई सोच दे
Everything gona be ok

सोच ज़रा जानेजा तुझको हम चाहते है
रोते है हम भी, अगर तेरी आखों में आसूं आते है
गाना तो आता नही है मगर फिर भी हम गाते हैं

हे अदिति मान कभी , कभी सारे जहाँ में अँधेरा होता है
लेकिन रात के बाद ही तो सवेरा होता

कभी कभी अदिति ज़िंदगी
में यूँही कोई अपना लगता है
कभी कभी अदिति वह बिछड़ जाए तो
एक सपना लगता है ,

हे अदिति हसदे हसदे हसदे हसदे तू ज़रा
नही तो बस थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा मुस्कुरा

तू खुश है तो लगे की जहाँ में छाई है खुशी
सूरज निकले बादलों से और बांटते ज़िंदगी
सुन तो जरा मदहोश हवा तुझसे कहने लगी

की अदिति को बिछड़ते है एक न एक दिन फिर मिल जाते हैं
अदिति जाने तू या जाने न फूल फिर खिल जाते हैं

कभी कभी अदिति ज़िंदगी में यूँही कोई अपना लगता है कभी कभी अदिति वह बिछड़ जाए तो एक सपना लगता है ,

हे अदिति हसदे हसदे हसदे हसदे तू ज़रा
नही तो बस थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा मुस्कुरा

हे अदिति हसदे हसदे हसदे हसदे तू ज़रानही तो बस थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा थोड़ा मुस्कुरा

Worst nightmare as Mumbai Indian FAN

The Mumbai Indian FAN inside me was waiting for a long time to post about my FEV Team.
I don’t like when my team loses any match. That’s why after my last post i decided myself that when Mumbai Indian makes up to semi final I’m going to write about it.

But last life is not that easy. I lost my all senses when Mumbai India lost Rajastan royals. I was happy as I thought after wining consecutive 5 matches even though Mumbai lost 2 matches no harm. I was sure that they gonna make it to final by wining last 2 matches.... and hell is here Mumbai Indian lost this match....

Its complete mess…… my hopes are tangling.
My Moto in life is "Don’t cry for mercy….and I don’t like sympathy either".
“You are creator of your own destiny and its shame if you are waiting for others downfall to make up your way.”
This thing is happening now..Mumbai Indians are now nowhere…Its disgusting that now we are waiting to see how Chennai super kings will perform either they lose and can give Mumbai Indians a hope or they’ll win and crush our hopes…
I m confused now..I don’t want to see Mumbai Indian out of semifinals ……and for that I cant pray for downfall of Chennai super kings… because I’m not that kind of person who will build his house on dead bodies of other…….

At this time we’ll just see whats gonna happen. Knowing that ball is not in our hand.

Thought of the day

I belive in Love at first sight.

As first time when i open my eyes I fall in love with my mother.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

I LOVE MY MOTHER....

To Mom,


HAPPY MOTHERS DAY


from your loving son
snehal

The man behind Mumbai Indians fall in IPL

Hey guys im not a critics either im not a person who blame others.
But its hight of carelessness and immaturity.

Ashish Nehara..is the man behind the loss of two match for Mumbai Indians.
Its not a good to say but Ashish Nehara is an A******hole.
How can a on earth a sportsman do such a crap thing. He is relunctant to change. He dont want to improve himself nither his bowling is improving. He just throws the ball at batsman so he can make runs.

In first match of Mumbai Indians, he spelled a 19th over. and what he had done is known by everybody.

2 Sixes and 4 fours. simply a GALLI cricketer can bowled well than him.

And in 2nd match..God please remove this guy from Mumbai Indians team rather i would say unless he improved himself dont play a cricket either.

What he think about himself. is he a star batsman so he can hit a six on free hit.
F****** he sink Mumbai indians hopes. Any man with commansense will try to take a run and change strike so the other batsman who can do this job very well can take a strike..

But no this man again s***ks.

A friendly advice to him. Please improve yourself. you may have a lot of potential im not saying no. but make sure you got the balls when you enter into arena in battlefield of cricket.

we have a great hopes from our team, It is better that one get dissapionted than millions.